you're hiding regret in your smile
okay i just sat through, like, 15 of the WORST MINUTES OF TV HISTORY (aka the first 15 minutes of today's episode of idol). i spent the entire time ranting at my tv screen AND AT RYAN, who, like, OMG RYAN WTF IS THIS NONSENSE ABOUT THE IDOLS GETTING ALONG THE BEST OF ANY SEASON?! THIS SEASON OF IDOLS ARE TOTALLY MADE UP OF FAKE FRIENDSHIP BANDS OKAY, and i only needed 15 minutes to prove it. the imitations? painful.
if that is what the real thing sounds like i am so glad i quit the show. (thanks also go to mcas for being too awesome to get in this season.)
idk, you guys, IT IS LIKE BIG HOT BOILING RAGE EVERY TIME I SEE LAMEBERT'S (TM KIM) FACE. AND DANNY'S. AND SCOTT I'M-GETTING-BLIND-SYMPATHY-VOTES. YEAH, WITH TALENT LIKE THAT I WONDER WHY THIS SEASON IS SUCKING SO HARD.
BUT WHATEVER! BECAUSE! the sole bright spot! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. holy fucking shit. i would watch those 15 minutes ALL OVER AGAIN if i had to just to see him do come back to me like that. i stand by the fact that i do not think he sounds as fantastic live as he does recorded, but nnnnnnnnnnnnngh. that FACE. and those HANDS. and those EYES. AND THE LITTLE SMILE AND THE SLOW BLINKING THAT ALWAYS GETS TO ME WTF, COOK. YOU MOTHERFUCKING ROCKSTAR. SERIOUSLY, OKAY. SERIOUSLY. AND THEN "NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU." ASFDOPIJKESFDG(POKA:LWMSGDFI*OALK:MDKFNGBUIUJFLKD!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 COOK. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. WHAT THE FUCK. (i mean, SERIOUSLY. the way i react to him on tv is really kind of embarrassing. i get all flaily and squeeful and - it's not pretty.) i want fic where all cook does is flirt and flirt and flirt and be FUCKING HOT DOING IT, and then get a taste of his own medicine when archie starts flirting back and--well.
SO THIS WOULD BE ME, DEAD FROM THE AWESOME.
someone needs to link me to the music video, STAT. please? ETA: allopen linked me to the video in the coments AND WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAT. I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BE COHERENT RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WATER. HANDS. SINK. OH MY JESUS, YES. EMO COOK. EMO COOK STARING IN THE MIRROR. DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT WAS ONE OF MY OVARIES, GONE.
and then oh my gosh, WAY COOL WITH THE WATER GOING BACKWARDS EFFECTS. i don't even CARE that this is not novel. DAVID COOK YOU SEXY ANIMAL, AND OMG WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH THAT TRENCHCOAT THING YOU ARE WEARING? I LIKE IT. AND holy SHIT okay, how is he singing the words the right way? DID HE FILM ALL THIS ACTUALLY WALKING BACKWARDS?! WTF. if not? that is some SERIOUSLY cool effect work!
AWJFESOEWRFIJWQERIFGUJKWERFS NOW THERE'S COOK AT THE FUCKING PIANO. ASFIODPIAJKESBDFIGJLKNSV AHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT. WHY. I CAN'T EVEN - THIS IS TOO MUCH. THIS IS TOO MUCH, COOK. YOU - HOLY SHIT YOU JUST HOPPED OVER A WALL. WHAT. THE FUCK. WHY DO I FIND THAT HOT!? WHY?! oh my god, plz to be staring at the camera like that FOREVER. CLOSE UP, I DEMAND A CLOSE UP.
i just spent thirty seconds staring at him. but okay, the airport scene? i get that we're gunning for the backwards thing BUT THIS IS OVERKILL, YOU GUYS. jesus FUCK, the man is so gorgeous when he emotes. I'LL COME BACK TO YOU, DAVID. ASDKFLJSNASDFSJ. OMG, WHAT - WHY IS HIM ON THE ESCALATORS SO HOT? WHY?! I DON'T - I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. DAVID. STOP TURNING MY INSIDES INTO MUSH.
HOLY - OH MY GOSH. I - IDK. WHAT. HE. AND HIS HAND - ON THAT GIRL. AND. I CAN'T EVEN. OH MY GOSH. WHAT. KISSING. KISSING. HOUSTON, WE GOT KISSING. HOLY. WHAT. I. MY BRAIN IS NOT FUNCTIONING RIGHT NOW. IT IS JUST - IT IS NOT. THAT MOUTH. AND THAT - THAT LOOK. THAT EMO, BROKEN, ANGSTED-OUT LOOK. COOK, YOU ARE FUCKING DESTROYING ME OMGSPODIKEMWAEFISDOlksEAMSFDGHBFD.
I - IT'S OVER. THAT'S - SHE LEFT HIM. SHE - HOW. WHY?! WHY WOULD ANYONE LEAVE HIM!? WHAT - I. this must be watched again. um. maybe fifty times. TO ANALYSE WHY THIS WOULD HAPPEN. OH MY GOSH.
(ALSO! on a related awesome note, i must mention i just got home from watching the importance of being earnest, which was fantastic and hysterical and awesomely gay. i even stayed for the post-show discussion, which, i mean, really. i don't stick around stuck-up, pretentious lit students who can't speak english the way it should be spoken for fun. if you're on the fence about watching it, you should totally go. especially for the tang quartet - it is not an insult to any of the cast members that they were my favourite parts, i promise. watching it with my bitches was just icing on the cake.)
if that is what the real thing sounds like i am so glad i quit the show. (thanks also go to mcas for being too awesome to get in this season.)
idk, you guys, IT IS LIKE BIG HOT BOILING RAGE EVERY TIME I SEE LAMEBERT'S (TM KIM) FACE. AND DANNY'S. AND SCOTT I'M-GETTING-BLIND-SYMPATHY-VOTES. YEAH, WITH TALENT LIKE THAT I WONDER WHY THIS SEASON IS SUCKING SO HARD.
BUT WHATEVER! BECAUSE! the sole bright spot! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. holy fucking shit. i would watch those 15 minutes ALL OVER AGAIN if i had to just to see him do come back to me like that. i stand by the fact that i do not think he sounds as fantastic live as he does recorded, but nnnnnnnnnnnnngh. that FACE. and those HANDS. and those EYES. AND THE LITTLE SMILE AND THE SLOW BLINKING THAT ALWAYS GETS TO ME WTF, COOK. YOU MOTHERFUCKING ROCKSTAR. SERIOUSLY, OKAY. SERIOUSLY. AND THEN "NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE YOU." ASFDOPIJKESFDG(POKA:LWMSGDFI*OALK:MDKFNGBUIUJFLKD!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 COOK. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. WHAT THE FUCK. (i mean, SERIOUSLY. the way i react to him on tv is really kind of embarrassing. i get all flaily and squeeful and - it's not pretty.) i want fic where all cook does is flirt and flirt and flirt and be FUCKING HOT DOING IT, and then get a taste of his own medicine when archie starts flirting back and--well.
SO THIS WOULD BE ME, DEAD FROM THE AWESOME.
someone needs to link me to the music video, STAT. please? ETA: allopen linked me to the video in the coments AND WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAT. I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN BE COHERENT RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WATER. HANDS. SINK. OH MY JESUS, YES. EMO COOK. EMO COOK STARING IN THE MIRROR. DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT WAS ONE OF MY OVARIES, GONE.
and then oh my gosh, WAY COOL WITH THE WATER GOING BACKWARDS EFFECTS. i don't even CARE that this is not novel. DAVID COOK YOU SEXY ANIMAL, AND OMG WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH THAT TRENCHCOAT THING YOU ARE WEARING? I LIKE IT. AND holy SHIT okay, how is he singing the words the right way? DID HE FILM ALL THIS ACTUALLY WALKING BACKWARDS?! WTF. if not? that is some SERIOUSLY cool effect work!
AWJFESOEWRFIJWQERIFGUJKWERFS NOW THERE'S COOK AT THE FUCKING PIANO. ASFIODPIAJKESBDFIGJLKNSV AHHHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT. WHY. I CAN'T EVEN - THIS IS TOO MUCH. THIS IS TOO MUCH, COOK. YOU - HOLY SHIT YOU JUST HOPPED OVER A WALL. WHAT. THE FUCK. WHY DO I FIND THAT HOT!? WHY?! oh my god, plz to be staring at the camera like that FOREVER. CLOSE UP, I DEMAND A CLOSE UP.
i just spent thirty seconds staring at him. but okay, the airport scene? i get that we're gunning for the backwards thing BUT THIS IS OVERKILL, YOU GUYS. jesus FUCK, the man is so gorgeous when he emotes. I'LL COME BACK TO YOU, DAVID. ASDKFLJSNASDFSJ. OMG, WHAT - WHY IS HIM ON THE ESCALATORS SO HOT? WHY?! I DON'T - I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. DAVID. STOP TURNING MY INSIDES INTO MUSH.
HOLY - OH MY GOSH. I - IDK. WHAT. HE. AND HIS HAND - ON THAT GIRL. AND. I CAN'T EVEN. OH MY GOSH. WHAT. KISSING. KISSING. HOUSTON, WE GOT KISSING. HOLY. WHAT. I. MY BRAIN IS NOT FUNCTIONING RIGHT NOW. IT IS JUST - IT IS NOT. THAT MOUTH. AND THAT - THAT LOOK. THAT EMO, BROKEN, ANGSTED-OUT LOOK. COOK, YOU ARE FUCKING DESTROYING ME OMGSPODIKEMWAEFISDOlksEAMSFDGHBFD.
I - IT'S OVER. THAT'S - SHE LEFT HIM. SHE - HOW. WHY?! WHY WOULD ANYONE LEAVE HIM!? WHAT - I. this must be watched again. um. maybe fifty times. TO ANALYSE WHY THIS WOULD HAPPEN. OH MY GOSH.
(ALSO! on a related awesome note, i must mention i just got home from watching the importance of being earnest, which was fantastic and hysterical and awesomely gay. i even stayed for the post-show discussion, which, i mean, really. i don't stick around stuck-up, pretentious lit students who can't speak english the way it should be spoken for fun. if you're on the fence about watching it, you should totally go. especially for the tang quartet - it is not an insult to any of the cast members that they were my favourite parts, i promise. watching it with my bitches was just icing on the cake.)