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[epicdigger]

I don't know what he said to all of you, but there's one thing I learned from, well, future me

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[daddy_death]

Ten years in this place?! You've got to be kidding me! There is no way in hell I'm sticking around for these mad scientists that long!

[epicdigger]

Mad scientists?

That's right, it's too long. That's why it isn't something that's going to happen.

[daddy_death]

Who else could be responsible for kidnapping us all and then brainwashing us?!

I'm in--I'm not about to stay here for ten years to be their little guinea pig. They're going to want to go beyond brainwashing, I know it, and I'm definitely not sticking around for that.

What if I come from somewhere else? What if I have a family? Shit!

[epicdigger]

Yeah.

I have people who are waiting for me back home. Most people do.

[daddy_death]

I don't even remember anything, but this place is giving me a seriously bad feeling. Hell, it'd be better if it didn't look so normal!

...I'm Charlie, by the way.

[epicdigger]

Simon.

Actually, this place doesn't look that normal to me, but then again, it doesn't give me a bad feeling, either. If it wasn't for the memories and being trapped here, it would be pretty nice!

[daddy_death]

Well, the place looks a little old, like one of those tourist trap towns where people dress up and act like they're from the 1870s. Although the whole "stolen to experiment on your brain" thing kind of ruins the whole atmosphere.

[epicdigger]

I...don't think we have towns like that where I'm from.

There are hardly any towns that are even above ground. So I really wouldn't know.

[daddy_death]

Holy shit, you're one of the mole people!

[epicdigger]

You mean, like people who raise mole pigs?

My job was tunneling, but our village did have a lot of them.

[daddy_death]

I knew it! The mole people live underground in our sewers! You guys must be the ones who keep making the sewer system bigger!