012 - Video

[epiccombo]

[The video feed turns on to show Puck smirking and holding a slushie in one hand. It's hard to tell just by looking, but something doesn't seem right about him.

He doesn't say much of anything; he just keeps on grinning, clearly enjoying himself.]

Hey, Lopez, what are you doing?

[He pauses for a second before adding:]You better watch

Comments

[itsahotone]

Heeeey yourself, Puckerman. Looking for me?

[epiccombo]

Yeah. So, there's all these losers running around.

Coach Beiste has the right idea. Something's gotta be done about them.

[itsahotone]

Well, duh. I'm hoping you have some ideas, or else this is kinda pointless.

...Actually, I have an idea of who we could start with.

[epiccombo]

Would I be calling you out if I didn't?

I'm thinking about doing some dumpster-tossing. Though that only works if there's someone to toss into the dumpsters.

So, spill already. Who do you have in mind?

[itsahotone]

Dave. He is way too sure of himself for being such a loser, and? I'm pretty sure he has a big gay crush on you.

[epiccombo]

Seriously? Dave?

[Even as a jock who is determined to make life hell for all the losers everywhere, he's just a bit surprised at this news.]

That's all kinds of messed up.

[Puck is really grossed out now.]

So, you want to get him?

[itsahotone]

Right? He totally wants in your letter jacket; practically told me so himself. Before he kicked me.

That's worth at least a special slushie in the face.

[epiccombo]

[Okay, Puck is officially pissed.]

That is so wrong. Where is he, anyway? This slushie's got his name written all over it.

[itsahotone]

How would I know? Last I saw, Blind Troll was making off with him. Hopefully she'll leave a few scars before we get there.