010 - Voice

[epiccombo]

Hey. It's Puck.

[He sounds quiet, and not at all his usual loud and out there self.]

What's going on with everyone? Some really messed up shit went down.

[He pauses.]

Comments

[Text] Woohoo, time for some more angst! :D

[urnewkingbitch]

[Shit. Puck.]

oh shit thank god youre ok

[It's sent hastily, but then another text will appear in Puck's inbox.]

i know it isnt going to fix jack shit and its probably the stupidest thing i could possibly say
especially in this situation
but im sorry for what me and tz did
seriously
id like to go back and take it back but i cant
so
i thought id let you know

[Text] A sizable dose of angst is healthy, didn't you know? ;P

[epiccombo]

[Crap. Puck recognizes that red text immediately, and he just stares at it for a few minutes while he tries to wrap his brain around what he wants to say.]

Uh. Yeah, man, I'm fine.

[He's tired as hell, and though the injuries are gone, he's still very much feeling their effects. Yeah, he's totally fine.]

Look, I figure you guys were brainwashed or some crap, so... I dunno, I guess I should be pissed off, but...

Hell, I want to be mad, because you did knock me off, but you're just kids the mansion was screwing around with everyone.

[This text is turning into a rambling mess but Puck's not sure how else to respond.]

[Text] Well, I know, now. ;)

[urnewkingbitch]

hey im not in any kind of position to get offended at anybody gettin pissed at us for what we did
shit youre a pretty cool guy and then we went and did that
but seriously
if you dont want to talk to us or whatever im not going to blame you
terezi might not either but i really shouldnt speak for her when shes perfectly capable of telling you herself

[Text] Hehehe well, good ;D

[epiccombo]

I dunno, man, it would just seem weird. If anything, I want to beat the crap out of the mansion and whoever's running it but...

I gotta say, it's going to be all kinds of awkward, hanging around you guys, but I'm not so pissed that I'd beat you up.

[And that, coming from Puck, is saying something.]

[Text]

[urnewkingbitch]

you and me both
i mean fuck i knew it was messed but
this is taking it really fucking far
we are talking out of the motherfucking PARK far

but no i get it
this might sound really really really stupid
more stupid than the sorry thing
id like it if we could keep my eye color a hush hush kind of deal

[Text] - Crap, he says this AFTER Puck's let it slip to Beiste that Dave & Terezi have red eyes

[epiccombo]

No shit. I thought this place was crazy before, but this takes the fucking cake. It sucks 'cause we don't even know who's behind it, so we can't even get back at them.

Damn, why didn't you mention that before? I kinda let it slip to Beiste.

[Stupid Puck and his big stupid mouth.]

[Text] lulz :3c

[urnewkingbitch]

yeah
revenge is best served cold or whatever it is
well probably get our chance to beat the shit outta whatevers doing this eventually

beiste
the football coach from ohio?
its cool its not like you went and screamed it from the top of your lungs or some shit
ill just talk to her about it

[Text]

[epiccombo]

Eventually. Not even soon enough. But whatever, I guess that's better than nothing.

Yeah. Sorry about that. But she's cool; I don't think she'll tell anyone, especially if you tell her not to.

[Text]

[urnewkingbitch]

its never soon enough

dont worry about it
its fixable
yeah we were looking at how to raise your crocodile books last week
your schools lucky to have a coach like her around

[Text]

[epiccombo]

She's, like, the definition of badass. The last coach we had... well, the team was losing games all over the place before she came along.

Yeah, we're definitely lucky.

[Text]

[urnewkingbitch]

wow shit she really worked her ass off
shes trying to get me into basketball
well see how that works out

[Text] These two are totally on the way to becoming bros XD

[epiccombo]

Basketball, huh? I might be down with that, if she gets something put together. You any good?

[Text] Hell yeah! And it's all thanks to death and Beiste. :D

[urnewkingbitch]

no idea
im not much of a sports fan
closest i come to that is brawling with my bro and skateboarding

[Text] Now that's what I call CR development 8D

[epiccombo]

Still, that's pretty badass. You'd probably be really good, kicking ass and taking names and shit.

[Text] ikr? |3

[urnewkingbitch]

i came to chew gum and kick ass
and im all out of gum

[Text]

[epiccombo]

[That's got him laughing now.]

Good one, man.