Look, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous
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[He's heard crazier suggestions, most of them from one Rachel Berry. Terezi's suggestion, while lame, is hardly the worst thing he's ever been asked to get involved with.
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MR PUCKZ1LL4 TH3 K1ND
1F YOU 4R3 UP FOR B31NG TH3 N1C3ST HUM4N 1N TH3 H1STORY OF HUM4NS, 1 W1LL R3QU1R3 YOUR S3RV1C3S
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What can Puckasaurus do for you?
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1 N33D YOU FOR 4 V3RY 1MPORT4NT T4SK
TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT OF T4SKS
YOU MUST 4GR33 TO 1T B3FOR3 1 3L4BOR4T3
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This sounds like some interesting shit.
[It better be, or he'll be pretty grumpy.]
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JUDG3 JUDY
4ND 1N TH3 3FFORTS OF CULTUR4L S3NS1T1V1TY
1 W1SH TO R33N4CT H3R L4WFUL FURY 1N ROL3PL4Y FORM
1 N33D 4 B41L1FF
1T 1S YOU
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What's the crime?
[He's heard crazier suggestions, most of them from one Rachel Berry. Terezi's suggestion, while lame, is hardly the worst thing he's ever been asked to get involved with.
But he still has to ask...]
What's in it for me?
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4LL TR14LS 3ND 4T TH3 G4LLOWS
SO, 4RM3D W1TH TH4T 1NFORM4T1ON, WH4T DO YOU TH1NK 1S 1N 1T FOR YOU???
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TH3 CR1M3 1S BULLSH1T BY TH3 W4Y
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What the fuck is this? I'm either going to be someone totally boring or end up being knocked off?
I'll say this is bullshit.
...Fine. You're not going to be hanging me.
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OH 4LSO
YOU H4V3 TO DR3SS L1K3 ON3 OF THOS3 ST34M3D CH3RRY LOBST3RB34STS TH4T HUM4NS 3NJOY SO MUCH
TH4TS YOUR UN1FORM
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That's not a uniform, that's a freak show. I'm not doing that, no way.
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...Fine.
I'll wear your stupid lobster thing.
[If anyone gives him crap about this, he's going to end them.]
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