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008 - Voice

Sep 17, 2011 21:41

Look, here's the facts, and the sooner you get these down, the better. I'm badass. Also, I'm Puckzilla. You don't want to mess around with me, 'cause doing that's kinda dangerous ( Read more... )

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itsahotone September 18 2011, 06:03:15 UTC

[Huh. Yeah, Santana has no clear idea what to even say to that.]

So, what, you're trying to make the Mister Personality title or something?

epiccombo September 18 2011, 06:08:05 UTC

[That's funny because Puck's still wrapping his mind around it himself.]

Hell, no. Titles are for losers.

[That wasn't very nice.]

I'm just trying something, okay?

itsahotone September 18 2011, 06:41:15 UTC

Titles are for losers, but you're still referring to yourself in third person. Makes total sense.

epiccombo September 18 2011, 16:30:21 UTC

Puckzilla doesn't count, though.

And I didn't say shit in third person.

itsahotone September 18 2011, 19:47:16 UTC

This time.

[She knows how you are, man.]

Anyway, why doesn't that ridiculous nickname count?

epiccombo September 20 2011, 16:58:05 UTC

[Go bug someone else, Santana. You're seriously cramping Puck's style.]

Uh, because it's a badass name?

[That's all the answer she should need.]

itsahotone September 20 2011, 20:56:47 UTC

[But...that's what she loves to do!]

You're kidding, right? Dinosaur and other weird creature-names are not badass. [She shrugs.] I mean, unless you're just trying to scare off the freaks at the bottom of the social ladder. Then I guess it works.

epiccombo September 22 2011, 17:11:57 UTC

[Psh. If Santana wasn't so great to make out with, he'd pull a repeat of last time. Maybe. He hated not talking to her, just saying.]

Whatever. Chicks dig them.

[Pause.]

Most chicks, anyway.

[Time for a question that might result in her ripping his head off.]

What's going on with you and that dude Sam?

itsahotone September 22 2011, 20:52:53 UTC

[SCOFF SCOFF SCOFF wait what?]

Huh? What do you mean?

epiccombo September 22 2011, 21:26:45 UTC

You and Sam.

Are you going out or what?

itsahotone September 22 2011, 21:35:49 UTC

[Ugh, damn her agreeing to keep his sexuality crisis secret.]

Eh. Not for long.

[As in, it's already over, but whatever. No harm in letting Puck think otherwise for awhile.]

epiccombo September 22 2011, 23:39:48 UTC

[Puck knows nothing concerning Sam and Santana except for the fact that they were dating. Have fun dangling stuff over his head or not telling him things.]

So what? You couldn't handle his guppy mouth? Or did he blow you off?

itsahotone September 22 2011, 23:59:38 UTC

Excuse me? More like I have no reason to hang onto dead weight when we're not even home for people to notice.

[That was why she was going to call it off, anyway. Stupid Sam and his stupid...getting to it first.]

epiccombo September 23 2011, 00:43:46 UTC

Seriously? That's what you're going with?

[He's not buying this, Santana.]

He didn't seem like dead weight to you when you were all over that trouty mouth.

itsahotone September 23 2011, 00:57:31 UTC

That's because I'm a good actor, Puckerman.

epiccombo September 23 2011, 01:09:48 UTC

Okay, Lopez, so all that crap you pulled was just an act.

So what're you doing now?

[If he didn't already consider himself a sex shark, he'd probably assign that name to her.]

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