[It's still pretty early in the morning, so Puck's still passed out on his bed. It's been an interesting week, what with what's happened to Santana and the resulting makeout session he had with her
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[Santana was just waking up, too, and hearing Puck sound a little scared was...weird. She reaches for the comm, planning to just play it off and tell him to go back to sleep.]
PucK, juST Go--
[Wait. She sits up, clearing her throat. Obviously it's just the affects of sleep.]
No such thing!epiccomboAugust 23 2011, 05:18:20 UTC
[Puck is taken by surprise because Santana does not sound like Santana. He almost forgets that he's in the middle of freaking out about the mansion's latest attempt to screw with him.]
[Instead of immediately responding, he feels his way over to the closest wall and punches it.
Somehow, telling Santana makes him feel ten times worse than he did when he told Kurt and Coach Beiste. Or maybe that's just the slightly bruised knuckles talking.]
PucK, juST Go--
[Wait. She sits up, clearing her throat. Obviously it's just the affects of sleep.]
Just gO BAck tO--
[What the hell is wrong with her voice?!
(answer: her sense of pitch is long gone.)]
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What the hell, Santana? What's with your voice?
[Yeah, going back to sleep is not an option.]
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[Cue the slightly more ridiculous than usual sounding freaking out.]
WHAt's wROnG wiTh my VoiCe?!
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I don't know, why don't you tell me.
Are you sick or something?
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hoW am i SupPosed tO sinG Like THis??
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I didn't think you cared about singing. I thought that was Rachel's thing.
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jUst BEcausE I'M not a FriCKin' PSYCHO liKe BeRRy dOesn'T mEan i dON't kNow hoW awSome my vOIce is!
...UsuaLLy.
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Whoa. Okay.
[What the hell is he supposed to do now?]
You've got a kickass voice, okay?
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[Oh god the horror. The horror.]
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Look, I know this is bull... but it's gotta end sometime, right?
[Look who's being all calm now, after he was freaking out just a little while ago.]
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SoMEthinG haPPened tO you ToO?
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[Damn. She's going to think he's totally a wuss once he tells her what happened. Then he may as well say goodbye to making out with her.]
I'm... I can't see.
Fuck.
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Somehow, telling Santana makes him feel ten times worse than he did when he told Kurt and Coach Beiste. Or maybe that's just the slightly bruised knuckles talking.]
It sucks.
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DoN'T maKe iT woRse! i CAn't taKe TAlkiNg liKE thIs aNymORe. WaNT some hELp?
[It's almost nice.]
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Don't make me laugh. You and the president of the United States couldn't help me.
[He looks suspicious.]
Why aren't you laughing?
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