002 - Action

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[Puck's sulking chilling in the dining room. It's way too fancy for his tastes, but he really doesn't care what kind of room he's in right now

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[nomansplaything]

[There are many Men who believe that the Leopard's ability to move unnoticed comes from the supernatural. So don't feel bad when Bagheera, a six-foot long, three-foot tall, and 200 pound leopard, manages to enter the dining room without you noticing.

At the far end of the table, the hind leg of some large hoofed animal appears. Seconds later, Bagheera springs onto the table, sending dishes scattering, and begins to eat.]

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[Puck's back to leaning the chair on its back legs. He's feeling pretty full right now, so relaxing seems like a good idea.

But the relative quiet is disturbed by the sound of hooves (?!?) and crashing dishes. Puck stands up quickly, sending his chair crashing to the floor as well.]

What the hell?

[nomansplaything]

[He's got his fangs sunk happily into his prey when the young Man speaks to him. He looks up, studies him for a moment, then drops his food and looks around.

Finally, he looks back to Puck.]

What is the matter?

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[Whoa, did that cat just talk to him? This place is SO WEIRD.]

Uh... Nothing.

[I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming... is going around in Puck's mind like a sort-of mantra while he tries to think of something to say.]

Cool fangs.

[Yeah, that works.]

[nomansplaything]

Thank you.

[He licks said fangs.]

Cool... ah... head...

[Yes, this leopard just said cool. Aren't you stoked?]

[epiccombo]

[Is that supposed to be a compliment? If it is, it's the first time someone's complimented Puck's head... unless Bagheera means his hair, then it's all good.]

Yeah... thanks.

[Puck is totally stoked. He just doesn't show it. Talking to a cat that can talk back is pretty cool, no matter how you slice it.]

[nomansplaything]

[Bagheera shrugs slightly and goes back to his meal.]