Two conversations I had on omegle.

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: ITS-A ME! MARIO!

You: Nooo I was expecting John Lennon.

You: Damn.

Stranger: YEEEEE

You: Goddamit.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 Stranger: where are you from
You: Texas
You: yourself?
Stranger: china
Stranger: do you know something about it
You: lots of rice.
Stranger: yeah