[OOC] Headcanon Meme

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OK, this sounds like too much fun. Ask me questions about my characters! They can be as inane or deep as you want! About canon or camp! Anything at all, as many as you want, and I'll answer. :D

My characters: Kyou acatisntfinetoo, Sasahara usin_ur_images, Setsuna 7_of_swords, Death takes_a_holiday, Fuyuki occultisfinetoo, and Zelgadis epic_shale!

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... Okay, so I'm imagining Zel arriving in Saillune after months of fruitless cure searching, you know the deal. And when he arrives, he finds that Ruvinagald has just sent their request to the kingdom and Amelia is preparing to leave.

So Zel wonders aloud if Amelia's going to have any bodyguards with her on this trip. Purely out of idle curiosity. Really. Prince Phil cheerfully points out an entire squadron of guards who're planning to go along. And Zel is all, no, no, these guys aren't good enough. What if she really gets into trouble? I could beat this whole group one-handed.

The guards take offense at this! And they charge at Zel. Aaaand Zel beats the whole group one-handed. So while they're being dragged off to the infirmary, Amelia innocently asks Zel what kind of bodyguard she should have. Zel informs her that it needs to be someone exceedingly intelligent, ideally talented with magic and the sword, who can keep up with Amelia and put up with her speeches.

Amelia ponders this for a moment. And then she replies, say, Zelgadis-san, aren't you all of those things?

And so Zelgadis Greywords tops himself into being a bodyguard.

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I-I'll do the other two questions in a second comment, lol

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dsfjklsdhahahah WHY CAN I SEE THIS HAPPENING EXACTLY LIKE THAT?

Y-Yes, this is now canon in my heart. o zel ♥