The Conquering of Harry Potter('s Virginity) by FantasyFiend09 NC-17
Title: The Conquering of Harry Potter('s Virginity)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco (with background Pansy/Neville)
Categories: Humor, Romance, Fluff, Virgin!Draco, Virgin!Harry, EWE
Length: Medium (8,377)
Warnings: None
Author on LJ: fantasyfiend09
Author on AO3: FantasyFiend09
Author's summary: The prompt says it best: after Draco acquires the knowledge that Harry Potter has had a very sad (non-existent really) sex life, he sees it as his personal duty to be the Saviour's hero for once and show him how it's done. And Draco is totally the right person for that.. although he may not actually have had sex before either.
Review:
Never has a plan been so unnecessary, but Draco has come up with the 6 phases required to save Harry, because, "If Potter-who must receive dozens of offers a day-couldn't get any action, then clearly he was completely helpless on that front. His virginity was a foe he could not vanquish... He needed Draco!"
There's great pacing and dialogue. There's humor and affection and awkward sex, plus some smoother-than-smooth sexy talk like, “Get ready for more sex and some mushy pasta.” There's everything you could want in a feel good fic.
You're probably better off skipping the details and heading over to this story, which is an instant rec - a temporarily anon. offering today from the dracotops_harry Fest. But if you need more convincing, I'm happy to gush a little more...
The author gets every scrap of humor and good feeling from the premise by giving us a smitten Draco I particularly adore - the kind who gets an idea in his head and completely misunderstands anything that doesn't align with it. He's got great energy and conviction for this Herculean task that... Okay he's not actually going to need to work very hard. But there's no point in trying to talk to him about anything that isn't phases 1 - 6. Pansy has tried, and it got her exactly nowhere.
Harry is brilliant as well, and his initial shy and hopeful uncertainty is the kind most people get when they have feelings for someone and don't know whether they'll be returned.
The Conquering of Harry Potter('s Virginity)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Draco (with background Pansy/Neville)
Categories: Humor, Romance, Fluff, Virgin!Draco, Virgin!Harry, EWE
Length: Medium (8,377)
Warnings: None
Author on LJ: fantasyfiend09
Author on AO3: FantasyFiend09
Author's summary: The prompt says it best: after Draco acquires the knowledge that Harry Potter has had a very sad (non-existent really) sex life, he sees it as his personal duty to be the Saviour's hero for once and show him how it's done. And Draco is totally the right person for that.. although he may not actually have had sex before either.
Review:
Never has a plan been so unnecessary, but Draco has come up with the 6 phases required to save Harry, because, "If Potter-who must receive dozens of offers a day-couldn't get any action, then clearly he was completely helpless on that front. His virginity was a foe he could not vanquish... He needed Draco!"
There's great pacing and dialogue. There's humor and affection and awkward sex, plus some smoother-than-smooth sexy talk like, “Get ready for more sex and some mushy pasta.” There's everything you could want in a feel good fic.
You're probably better off skipping the details and heading over to this story, which is an instant rec - a temporarily anon. offering today from the dracotops_harry Fest. But if you need more convincing, I'm happy to gush a little more...
The author gets every scrap of humor and good feeling from the premise by giving us a smitten Draco I particularly adore - the kind who gets an idea in his head and completely misunderstands anything that doesn't align with it. He's got great energy and conviction for this Herculean task that... Okay he's not actually going to need to work very hard. But there's no point in trying to talk to him about anything that isn't phases 1 - 6. Pansy has tried, and it got her exactly nowhere.
Harry is brilliant as well, and his initial shy and hopeful uncertainty is the kind most people get when they have feelings for someone and don't know whether they'll be returned.
The Conquering of Harry Potter('s Virginity)