OH NO! MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY IS DUE TOMORROW!

[epic_amazing]

I was in Barnes and Noble today, minding my own business/leafing through a Yankees book, when these two young women came up to me and said that they were students and they were wondering if they could ask me a question. I assumed they were doing a project for psychology or marketing or something, so I said, ok, fine. I immediately regretted this decision when they began asking me if I knew that God was female and shoved a Bible in my face and made me read passages that proved this to be true. They also asked me if I wanted to go to the Bible section to discuss this, which I declined, preferring to stay in the sports section next to the table of books about the Yankees. I felt really uncomfortable, but I never know how to get out of these situations, so the whole time I was just "Uh huh" and "Oh, that's interesting." Then they gave me a card with their phone number, so I could call them to set up a time to talk more about this topic. This was after I managed to get out of giving them my email so they could contact me. I'm probably not going to call them. I need to stop setting myself up for awkward scenarios.

Unrelated:

I bought Seasons 1&2 of 30 Rock the other day. What a great investment on my part. I've already watched Season 1. Good times.

ALSO:

Rangers vs. Coyotes tomorrow. I'm going. These were the tickets that were delivered and marked as a contagious substance for some reason. I'M REALLY EXCITED FOR THIS EVENT. I haven't been to a game yet this year AND MAH BOY PETR PRUCHA WILL BE THERE. Here is a GIF that sums up how I feel:



(I've had this saved for a while and needed an excuse to use it.)

Rangers better not fail me tomorrow.

THE END.