... and a story to go with it.
we begin our story with a somewhat-downhearted alyssa. she's very bored with this picture-taking experience.
silly alyssa is looking molto emo!! what can she do to brighten her mood?
she thought...
and she thought...
and she thought some more.
little alyssa was about to give up all hope and throw herself from the nearest bridge when...
she saw some pink feathers and started a'ponderin.
what if she took pictures with the pink and/or feathery mask thingy!?
"that's solid!!" she said.
aww, she thought she looked charmin' in the magenta fluffyness...
until she realized that the fuscia feathers did nothing for her complexion and made her look fat!!
alyssa was promptly plunged back into her emo-fied depression.
soon, alyssa realized that she didn't need the pink fluff to make her feel better about herself. with newfound self-esteem, she decided to ditch the mask.
however, don't go near the mask or she'll pummel yo ass!!
... well, she might lend it to you if you ask nicely.
so now alyssa was feeling very "woo"-ful and decided to do a loud "woo" just to prove her "woo"-ness to the whole of the U.S., including canada.
she was just tickled pink with this picture post. when she got so amazingly tickled, this weird-arse expression came upon her face. knowing she couldnt just end the post with such a crazed looking picture of herself...
she threw in a classic smile for good measure!!
i hope you all enjoy/are amused!! XXX lys.