A story about a printer.
My mother purchased a printer by the name HP Photosmart C6180, I was excited, its a nice printer. Its of the race all-in-one, it can do anything my hear desires, when it comes to printing of course.
I must admit, I have not been the best user of the printer, I've used it once or twice. Tested its photograph printing abilities and been satisfied with the results (Its good by the standards of an average home printer). Though that is a while ago now, and its getting old.
Now, I was to print out my tickets for the flight tomorrow (omg im going tomorrow omg omg) and I launched up the old fella'..
It always has this "cleaning program" it goes through on starts up, making it squeak and shake like a motherfucker. But I'm used to that, I think its better with a printer that can do that shit itself.
But now something is strange, it makes more noises..
It shakes, bounces around on the little box its stood on.
I compared it to an old stuttering man that never gets to the point and constantly nags about whether the pudding should be blue or not.
Just that this printer nags about how the photo drawer is suppose to be pushed all the way in!
1) It is pushed all the way in..
2) IM NOT GONNA PRINT PHOTOS!
Here there is also a PEBKC situation, since I don't remember what I might have done to make it shut up the last time...When it was nagging that the normal paper drawer weren't all the way in..
But I don't know how to reset that! I don't care that I'm retarded and don't know how to push the buttons in the right way to get it to work, its a stupid machine! Its suppose to OBEY me!
Now its just standing there plotting its revenge..
Great, I got a printer bent on household domination.
/facepalm.
I must admit, I have not been the best user of the printer, I've used it once or twice. Tested its photograph printing abilities and been satisfied with the results (Its good by the standards of an average home printer). Though that is a while ago now, and its getting old.
Now, I was to print out my tickets for the flight tomorrow (omg im going tomorrow omg omg) and I launched up the old fella'..
It always has this "cleaning program" it goes through on starts up, making it squeak and shake like a motherfucker. But I'm used to that, I think its better with a printer that can do that shit itself.
But now something is strange, it makes more noises..
It shakes, bounces around on the little box its stood on.
I compared it to an old stuttering man that never gets to the point and constantly nags about whether the pudding should be blue or not.
Just that this printer nags about how the photo drawer is suppose to be pushed all the way in!
1) It is pushed all the way in..
2) IM NOT GONNA PRINT PHOTOS!
Here there is also a PEBKC situation, since I don't remember what I might have done to make it shut up the last time...When it was nagging that the normal paper drawer weren't all the way in..
But I don't know how to reset that! I don't care that I'm retarded and don't know how to push the buttons in the right way to get it to work, its a stupid machine! Its suppose to OBEY me!
Now its just standing there plotting its revenge..
Great, I got a printer bent on household domination.
/facepalm.