ahhh doot

Nov 10, 2005 14:48

Holy fucksticks! There was a new goddamn X-Box at Best Buy! Where in the FUCK did that thing come from, and why is it coming out so soon? Crazy. Too bad all the games look shitty, except that they look a lot radder. Still, I wouldn't buy them. I love my grid-based movement strategy games too damn much. But I did try the Mega Monkey game. There was a damn T-Rex, and I tried to punch him in the face but he cheated and one-hit-killed me. What a stupid game. Seriously, what the fuck kind of game even gives you the option to try to punch a motherfucking T-Rex in the face? How realistic is that? There's no way anybody in real life would try that! Dude should've been hauling ass, not trying to punch T-Rex brains. I guess games still have a long way to go.

I hurt my damn back at the gym yesterday, again. I don't know if it was the clean and presses or that weird crunch variation, but something's got to change. I don't need another 3-week hiatus and a scip of cyclobenzaprine. Fuck dat.

Oh well, I have delivered Ben the Poodle and the buddha food, so now I shall run and hide. Monkey donkey.
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