"A pie in the face, that's funny!"

[epherpotpie]

My dad was trying to play the clown last Friday, but really he was just playing the fool. When I was walking out the door he said "giraffey penguin." I said "did you just say "'giraffey penguin?'," and he said "yeah, it makes about as much sense as 'monkey donkey'!" I asked him what the third one was, the one you must never say, and he said "anaconda."

I'm sure he finds this damn funny, but I am NOT amused!...hee hee...

That's all. Giraffey penguin.