CLASS TIME
Awwwright everyone, I want you all to pay close attention to the right. Poldi's (10) arm should not be up that high. It defies logic and common sense.
There are really only two reasons for this:
1) Basti's (7) a moron. Which actually, was my initial idea, and I squinted at the picture wondering why he didn't squat in with the front row, and then realizing that Basti wouldn't be that dumb, which then lead me to:
2) LUKAS' AN ADORABLE IDIOT. You see, Bastian *is* meant to be in the second row, next to Mario, but Poldi couldn't take the overwhelming pain of being away from his heterosexual husband, and dragged him down so Gomez is the end of the back row, and the new kid (sry dude, I've never seen you in my life, who are you) has to make room for Basti in the corner of the photo like the family dog.
I-- I can't. I really can't.
THEY ARE SO CUTE (and made for each other).
Don't believe me? Try scrolling through this entire post and come back to tell me otherwise.