Nov 11, 2008 16:33
I believe I mentioned my luck was golden yesterday, right? Well, apparently, it's continuing on into today.
Got up this morning, knocked out the last of chapter 12 in my Physics book, Then I went on a jog. Still out of shape. I ran, what, about somewhere around 2 miles straight, but over 2 and half miles consecutively. Well, I ran with that dratted 20 lb. vest, so it's understandable I was a little winded. It's gonna take some work, but I'll whip this body back into shape. ^_^
From there, hygiene practices, some more Physics fun, then finally I left to go to my class. I walked in to find that we were having a test.
Let me explain, as I have many times before. My Tues/Thurs. class is Production Systems. Basically, from what I can tell, it covers making a plan to manufacture a product, all the way from the parts needed, to the assembly line, to the amount of workers, machines, production time, panning the facility, etc. In other words, planning and organization. I'm an instrument of chaos; I fly by the seat of my pants and charge headlong. I royally SUCK at organization and planning, I leave that to more qualified persons. So yeah, this class and I don't get along AT ALL. I don't really understand the material and I hate it. If it wasn't required, I SO wouldn't take it.
So let's recap. Walked in to find everyone taking a test? Check. Don't really understand the class? Double check. Behind in the reading and the last time I cracked the damn book open was two weeks ago? Triple check. Again finding myself without my calculator? Check.
(Aaron walks in, getting knocked in the head and bent over a desk)
Fate: Oh, it's time, piss ant. You're getting this dick luck straight sloppy rammed in that ass!
Aaron: Oh, shit!
As I sit down and begin, wondering how in the hell I'm not gonna flunk this, I look around and notice something quite miraculous: they're ALL using their book! It's an OPEN BOOK test! Our hero's not out of the running yet! And to compensate for the lack of a calculator, I whip out my piece of shit cell phone, as it can handle the kind of math done in here.
*CLAMP!*
Fate: YEOOOOWCH!!! WTF?!? A Chastity belt?!?
Aaron: It's an Everlast.
Fate: (hunched over) You son of a bitch!
Aaron: (holds up the peace sign) Virgin booty till I die!
Damn straight. But man, I'd better be careful. I keep getting this golden luck and I'm gonna get arrogant and go jump off a building just to see if it'll hold up. I wonder if someone slipped me some Felix Felices. Doubt it, I don't exactly feel all that lucky. More homework to do. Laters.