Cracky predictions - SPN season 4 finale
Once again folks, it's that time of the year. My cracky predictions for stuff that WON'T happen on tonight's SPN finale.
1. The Impala begins to speak, starts calling Dean "Michael" and says they need to find the one man who can really stop the apocalypse and save Sam - MacGyver. Or Jack O'Neill, she isn't picky.
2. John Winchester returns at the final battle, revealing that he only ascended to a higher plane of existence last time Dean saw him, and the Others kicked him out. You know what that means, right? Naked JDM!
3. A mysterious eye-patch wearing, cigar smoking man appears, claiming to be Dean's clone from the future. Dean is thrilled that his future self is a mixture of the Terminator/Wolverine/Snake Pliskin.
4. Lilith doesn't bring the apocalypse, the swine flu does, transmitting the T virus and turning everyone into pig zombies. Sam and Dean, both being immune, have to shoot a lot of zombies in the head.
5. Dean figures out how to finally avert the apocalypse - he gets the demons addicted to World of Warcraft. The Earth is saved! For the Horde!
6. The previews begin with the song "Carry on Wayward Son" only to reveal the "Now" is Sam and Dean playing Rock Band. Someone let Dean sing.
7. Castiel reveals to Dean that the answer to everything can be found by solving the mysterious code in a DaVinci painting. Dean replies, "I saw that movie, it sucked."
8. Castiel knits Dean a pair of socks. Cause you never can have too many socks when the end of the world is nigh.
(Your additions welcome:)
1. The Impala begins to speak, starts calling Dean "Michael" and says they need to find the one man who can really stop the apocalypse and save Sam - MacGyver. Or Jack O'Neill, she isn't picky.
2. John Winchester returns at the final battle, revealing that he only ascended to a higher plane of existence last time Dean saw him, and the Others kicked him out. You know what that means, right? Naked JDM!
3. A mysterious eye-patch wearing, cigar smoking man appears, claiming to be Dean's clone from the future. Dean is thrilled that his future self is a mixture of the Terminator/Wolverine/Snake Pliskin.
4. Lilith doesn't bring the apocalypse, the swine flu does, transmitting the T virus and turning everyone into pig zombies. Sam and Dean, both being immune, have to shoot a lot of zombies in the head.
5. Dean figures out how to finally avert the apocalypse - he gets the demons addicted to World of Warcraft. The Earth is saved! For the Horde!
6. The previews begin with the song "Carry on Wayward Son" only to reveal the "Now" is Sam and Dean playing Rock Band. Someone let Dean sing.
7. Castiel reveals to Dean that the answer to everything can be found by solving the mysterious code in a DaVinci painting. Dean replies, "I saw that movie, it sucked."
8. Castiel knits Dean a pair of socks. Cause you never can have too many socks when the end of the world is nigh.
(Your additions welcome:)