Fanfic - Things you would not expect to hear in EP

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I'm not sure if this is allowed here - if now, feel free to warn me so I can delete this entry -, but here's my shot.

Ok, this is going to sound retarded.

Everytime I get hooked on something, I write a list of "Things you would not expect to hear", just for fun.

Title - Things you would not expect to hear in Ergo Proxy
Genre - Parody
Characters - All (that I can remember)
Summary - Well... I think that you already got it from the title.

Real - Damn. I forgot my makeup. Oh, whatever. *walks away*
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Pino - Good morning! Today I made some pancakes, enjoy! ^_^
Real - Wow, Pino! This tastes delicious!
Vincent - I'm not hungry. *leaves*
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Grandfather - What a lovely, lovely day! Shall we take a walk?
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Iggy - No, Real: I'm not going to brush your hair.
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Real - Sugoi! Look at that pink loli-wannabe dress! I must have it!
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Vincent - Real-san, I'm taking your makeup and wearing your clothing, is that okay with you?
Real - Sure! ^_^
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Pino - I don't want to draw anymore, now I want to destroy things! *evil*
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Pino - Breakfast? Do it yourself, I'm browsing 4Chan.
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Daedalus - Real, my raison d'être? Nonsense! My raison d'être is Raul.
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Raul - DAEDALUS IS MY BISHIE! *runs around with a mini Daedalus doll in his hands*

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Feel free to add more!

Enjoy!