drinks for palin
Sarah Palin drinking game:
Here are the Rules - You have to take a drink every time Palin:
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references how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"
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winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience
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says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.
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says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick
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leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.
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Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"
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When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
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When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
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When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends
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When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.
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When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.
Here are the Rules - You have to take a drink every time Palin:
.
references how you can see Russia from Alaska and calls it "experience"
.
winks or gives a thumbs up to the audience
.
says a world leader's name, two drinks if it's pronounced correctly.
.
says any of these words/phrases: Alaska, Bridge to Nowhere, job creation, Washington elite/establishment, media elite, corporate greed, pitbull, lipstick, or maverick
.
leaves off a trailing "g" - takin', leavin', changin', etc.
.
Any time Palin answers a question, and someone at your party blurts out "WTF is she talking about?"
.
When Palin claims that Washington's problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen.
.
When Palin claims she said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say "thanks but no thanks," and then when no one's looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it.
.
When Palin recounts putting the governor's jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends
.
When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it's the same thing.
.
When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you're the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.