FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I am REALLY pissed off right now, and I only have myself to fucking blame.
I went and did the wash, right, and completely forgot that all of my cards and IDs and shit were in my pocket. Well, on top of that, they all came OUT of the pocket instead of staying in. In the dryer.
Every paper business card I had? Shredded and no longer readable. A number of plastic cards I had? Kinna all melty and stuff. And my ATM/Debit card? Somehow managed to end up down the lint trap where I can't reach it.
...not that I didn't try. My forearms and the backs of my hands are all shredded from trying; I couldn't even get it when I tried putting some sticky shit on a butterknife and tried sticking it in there to snag it.
So I called up the bank, had them send me a new card (which won't get here for a fuckin' week), and now I'm just sitting here seething.
On top of which, without that card, I can't buy things...like, you know...food. Oh, they said the bank can issue me a debit-only temporary card on Monday, but until then, I've got a coupla packs of ramen and that's it. *psigh* What a pain in the ass.
I need to do something to get my mind offa dis shit. Fortunately, those cards I have for free pizza were on a shelf and not in my BDUs...does anyone wanna go get pizza with me tonight? My treat. I just need to get the fuck outta the house, hang out with folks, get my mind offa dis shit.
Anyone?
I went and did the wash, right, and completely forgot that all of my cards and IDs and shit were in my pocket. Well, on top of that, they all came OUT of the pocket instead of staying in. In the dryer.
Every paper business card I had? Shredded and no longer readable. A number of plastic cards I had? Kinna all melty and stuff. And my ATM/Debit card? Somehow managed to end up down the lint trap where I can't reach it.
...not that I didn't try. My forearms and the backs of my hands are all shredded from trying; I couldn't even get it when I tried putting some sticky shit on a butterknife and tried sticking it in there to snag it.
So I called up the bank, had them send me a new card (which won't get here for a fuckin' week), and now I'm just sitting here seething.
On top of which, without that card, I can't buy things...like, you know...food. Oh, they said the bank can issue me a debit-only temporary card on Monday, but until then, I've got a coupla packs of ramen and that's it. *psigh* What a pain in the ass.
I need to do something to get my mind offa dis shit. Fortunately, those cards I have for free pizza were on a shelf and not in my BDUs...does anyone wanna go get pizza with me tonight? My treat. I just need to get the fuck outta the house, hang out with folks, get my mind offa dis shit.
Anyone?