Man, sometimes it feels so good to let someone know that the world doesn't revolve around them. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside to be an asshole.
1. I have been her best friend for a year now. I've sat in her room when she was on the phone with you. No smoking, No drinking, only what? 2 small tattoos, no going out with her friends, always be there when you call or you flip a shit. Oh yeah, polite suggestions my ass.
2. I can understand written english just fine. So can Nicole, Crystal, and Mike.
3. It's an analogy you ignorant fuck. But the point still stands. You act the part of a child.
4. Yes your dad definately picked you up in the car you stole so you could come over to Nic's house and break in. That just doesn't make sense.
5. My major is a BT in Network Administration with a minor in Computer Science. Yes that is a 4 year degree from one of the better schools in the state for my job field. Perhaps you should do a little research before knocking where I go to school. Might I remind you the only reason you can afford to go to St. John Fisher is because your daddy works for SU. Me, I have been paying my own way through life for the last 8 years.
6. How am I not more of a man than you? I spent 5 years of my life serving my country while your ignorant ass was still in high school. Why did I do it? Because unlike you I have to pay for everything myself. Oh yeah, I made a huge mistake didn't I? Everyone has a plan, but seriously, are you ready to be in the real world? I'd dare say you aren't. You lack the social skills that everyone else seems to have picked up by the onset of puberty.
7. It has often been said that the way we write reflects our intelligence and ability to put forth our thoughts in a logical manor. The way you write is like a monkey fucking a football. I can only deduce that your intelligence reflects that. As for the pine cone idea, I believe that you are the one with the anal fixation. So how bout you take that pine cone and milk your prostate with it.
8. I don't need luck with her. I give freely and expect nothing in return. You cannot buy love, you can only express it and hope for it to be returned in kind. Maybe some day you will learn that.
9. I would have never said anything to Liz if she had just kept her mouth shut. I know enough about her to know that she is as fucked up as you are. So what if she goes to a school that doesn't say SUNY on it. She is obviously not the best student in her class if she is an English major and writes like that. You can't buy an education, and quite frankly no one gives a shit what college you went to once you get out into the real world. Your roommate sounds like a wonderful person. I hope you have fun spooning with him tonight with thoughts of all your ugly ass women dancing in your head.
Oh my sweet Jesus, did you use sarcasm?! You are soooooo good with it, dude seriously, can you give me lessons?! Quite frankly i'd take all the equine science majors over your self centered ignorant ass any day.
1. I have been her best friend for a year now. I've sat in her room when she was on the phone with you. No smoking, No drinking, only what? 2 small tattoos, no going out with her friends, always be there when you call or you flip a shit. Oh yeah, polite suggestions my ass.
2. I can understand written english just fine. So can Nicole, Crystal, and Mike.
3. It's an analogy you ignorant fuck. But the point still stands. You act the part of a child.
4. Yes your dad definately picked you up in the car you stole so you could come over to Nic's house and break in. That just doesn't make sense.
5. My major is a BT in Network Administration with a minor in Computer Science. Yes that is a 4 year degree from one of the better schools in the state for my job field. Perhaps you should do a little research before knocking where I go to school. Might I remind you the only reason you can afford to go to St. John Fisher is because your daddy works for SU. Me, I have been paying my own way through life for the last 8 years.
6. How am I not more of a man than you? I spent 5 years of my life serving my country while your ignorant ass was still in high school. Why did I do it? Because unlike you I have to pay for everything myself. Oh yeah, I made a huge mistake didn't I? Everyone has a plan, but seriously, are you ready to be in the real world? I'd dare say you aren't. You lack the social skills that everyone else seems to have picked up by the onset of puberty.
7. It has often been said that the way we write reflects our intelligence and ability to put forth our thoughts in a logical manor. The way you write is like a monkey fucking a football. I can only deduce that your intelligence reflects that. As for the pine cone idea, I believe that you are the one with the anal fixation. So how bout you take that pine cone and milk your prostate with it.
8. I don't need luck with her. I give freely and expect nothing in return. You cannot buy love, you can only express it and hope for it to be returned in kind. Maybe some day you will learn that.
9. I would have never said anything to Liz if she had just kept her mouth shut. I know enough about her to know that she is as fucked up as you are. So what if she goes to a school that doesn't say SUNY on it. She is obviously not the best student in her class if she is an English major and writes like that. You can't buy an education, and quite frankly no one gives a shit what college you went to once you get out into the real world. Your roommate sounds like a wonderful person. I hope you have fun spooning with him tonight with thoughts of all your ugly ass women dancing in your head.
Oh my sweet Jesus, did you use sarcasm?! You are soooooo good with it, dude seriously, can you give me lessons?! Quite frankly i'd take all the equine science majors over your self centered ignorant ass any day.
In conclussion, go fuck yourself Dan.
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