The Eobeth is pissed off and seeking some tail.

[eobeth]

I only have three icons now, which royally blows, because all mine were fuckin' hot.

You know it's true.

I'm bored. I want a girlfriend. Apply, bitchez.

Comments

[voronwe]

I'm not a girl but my mun is. ;)

[eobeth]

Send 'er over. I'm taking applications all week, yo.

[voronwe]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH sexcellent. ::shoves mun in front of him::

[bnh]

What? What's going on? o.O

[eobeth]

You are auditioning to be my gf. Show me what you got, babe.

[bnh]

um, um, um, what would you like me to do?

[eobeth]

Boobs, girlie, boooooooobs!

[bnh]

Ahahahahahahah, why the fuck not? *flashes*

[eobeth]

YEAH BABY!

[bnh]

Ahahahaha, I wonder what it is about Middle-earth that makes me more like a harlot.