Wright Place
Me: Hi, I'd like a sub on white.
Sandwich Guy: Okay. What do you want on it?
Me: How about a BLT.
(pause)
Guy: A what?
Me: You know, a BLT. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato.
Guy: Oh, okay.
(puts these items on the sandwich)
Guy: Anything else?
Me: Oh, how about a little bit of mayo.
Guy: You don't want any meat?
(pause)
Me: Uhm.
(pause)
Me: Just mayo, thanks.
Guy: Superhero?
Me: What?
Guy: Superhero.
Me: What?
Guy: I need a superhero.
Me: Uhm, don't we all?
Guy: Give me a name!
Me: Spiderman?
The guy then meticulously spells out SPIDERMAN with the mayonnaise bottle on the top half of the bread, then squishes it down onto the rest of the sandwich, bringing Spidey to a quick and unapologetic demise.
Guy: Here is your Spiderman sandwich please enjoy it and have a nice day thank you.
--Eoban
Sandwich Guy: Okay. What do you want on it?
Me: How about a BLT.
(pause)
Guy: A what?
Me: You know, a BLT. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato.
Guy: Oh, okay.
(puts these items on the sandwich)
Guy: Anything else?
Me: Oh, how about a little bit of mayo.
Guy: You don't want any meat?
(pause)
Me: Uhm.
(pause)
Me: Just mayo, thanks.
Guy: Superhero?
Me: What?
Guy: Superhero.
Me: What?
Guy: I need a superhero.
Me: Uhm, don't we all?
Guy: Give me a name!
Me: Spiderman?
The guy then meticulously spells out SPIDERMAN with the mayonnaise bottle on the top half of the bread, then squishes it down onto the rest of the sandwich, bringing Spidey to a quick and unapologetic demise.
Guy: Here is your Spiderman sandwich please enjoy it and have a nice day thank you.
--Eoban