You know what? I hate idiots who hog all three washing machines or all three dryers at once. Or the six of them at once. No joke. And you know it's just one guy/girl using all of them because they all have the same time remaining on their displays. It's usually some tool with twice the clothes he/she needs to own/wear, or someone who thinks that they need to spread what should be their single load of laundry out into three machines. Why? I don't know. They spend three times the cash and use three times the energy and water and also piss a bunch of people off, such as me. Plus I'm waiting for them when they come down to get their laundry so I can complain at them. Is there any clear advantage to messing with me? No. But they do it anyway. Kind of like the guy who buys all the fucking Fantas from the vending machine as soon as it's refilled by RPS. Or the people who don't clean out the lint filters after they dry their perpetually new clothes. Or the people who don't bother to come back down and get their laundry out of the machines until two hours after it's done. Is this sort of shit these peoples' rights as Americans? Damn well should be. Is it my right as an American to punch them in the face for it? Damn well should be.
--Eoban