july the third was our wizard sticks party. i guess drinking games played ironically are still drinking games played. the rules, as can be expected, were forgotten quickly and the “sticks,” after two or so duels, had to be dragged awkwardly around. it’s already been voted the “best party of the year” by the Memphis Association of Crunk and probably also takes the title of “most beer consumed before midnight.” pants were dropped, cops were called. you know the drill.