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Jan 07, 2006 10:55

Insane Clown Posse
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Excuse me, sir, you have some Santorum on your face...
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Excuse me, sir, you have some Santorum on your face...
4 life, ok?
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4 life, ok?
a typical Juggalo
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a typical Juggalo
Violent Jay and Shaggy 2-Dope flank Vampiro, another entirely laughable wrestler.
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Violent Jay and Shaggy 2-Dope flank Vampiro, another entirely laughable wrestler.

The worst musical group ever (right in front of Linkin Park, since Linkin Park doesn't hump other men in a square ring). A rap hybrid group, they're known for their loser fans (who go by the term Juggalos) and "chafing," "offensive" lyrics, which are sung while dressed and face-panted as clowns.

The only reason they became popular was when Disney banned them from their record label, Island. Disney claimed it was because of lyrical content, but it was actually due to the fact that they didn't want white trash homosexuals on their musical roster.

Teenagers like ICP because they swear a lot, hate homosexuals, show SO much shocking individuality by covering their faces in black and white paint (even though KISS did it first), and fight with Eminem. While it's an attempt for them to be out of the mainstream, fans simply end up looking like disaffected gothic emo teenagers who have semen on their faces.

Their fans suffer from a mental deficiency known as Clowns Syndrome

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A juggalo (or juggalette) is a retard who thinks the most important thing in the world is the fact that he listens to Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos will often wear clown make-up to ICP shows and say "MCL" at the end of posts ("Much Clown Love").

Juggalos are known for their anti-homosexual ideals and poor spelling.

While some juggalos are not complete retards, most of them are not worth your time. A lot of them are trailer trash that would be listening to their sisters fucking the entire park if they didn't have SOMETHING blasting out of their crappy stolen mini-stereo, so they play this.

16 year old girls that are not cute enough become juggalettes.
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