Bored...
Hmmm... I wonder why the night is so quiet... I thought tonight might be my night to finally find some vampires when it was so easy to slip past the city guards... They really slack off on their patrols some nights. I'd say they should be fired for sleeping on the job, but then they might hire some competent guards and it would be harder for me to sneak out into the forest... so troublesome.
I feel like a vampire hunter... kind of... sort of... not really, when you think about it. I'm more like the vampire hunter's very willing bait... but, whenever I'm outside, there is never a vampire to be found. I thought I saw one once... but it was just a squirrel... stupid squirrel. Maybe they don't like the way I look... I suppose I could try dying my hair... or maybe I smell bad? Do I have some terrible blood disease they can smell so they don't want to snack on me because that would make them sick or maybe even kill them? That would be horribly ironic, I suppose. But still, it would suck because I really want to meet a vampire. I think I would make a good vampire. What's wrong with me?
Come find me vampires... If I'm not good enough for you... I'll crush you~
I'm waiting...
I feel like a vampire hunter... kind of... sort of... not really, when you think about it. I'm more like the vampire hunter's very willing bait... but, whenever I'm outside, there is never a vampire to be found. I thought I saw one once... but it was just a squirrel... stupid squirrel. Maybe they don't like the way I look... I suppose I could try dying my hair... or maybe I smell bad? Do I have some terrible blood disease they can smell so they don't want to snack on me because that would make them sick or maybe even kill them? That would be horribly ironic, I suppose. But still, it would suck because I really want to meet a vampire. I think I would make a good vampire. What's wrong with me?
Come find me vampires... If I'm not good enough for you... I'll crush you~
I'm waiting...