Sex as an alarm clock
I don't think God or evolution meant sex to be used as an alarm clock but in my apartment complex i could set my watch by it. The guy next door has sex with his skanky girlfriend at like 7:05 every morning. And MAN is she a screamer! For the most part it is just annoying because i don't usually have to be out of bed until 8.
DAMN those brick walls. You can hear everything through them. They are so think I could probably HEAR what position they were doing it in!
It sucks more because I am not currently in a position to repay them for the morning wake-up calls. At least in THAT way. I was thinking about doing something like knocking at their door for like 20 minutes while they are getting it on. That would be funny I think!
DAMN those brick walls. You can hear everything through them. They are so think I could probably HEAR what position they were doing it in!
It sucks more because I am not currently in a position to repay them for the morning wake-up calls. At least in THAT way. I was thinking about doing something like knocking at their door for like 20 minutes while they are getting it on. That would be funny I think!