You can't blame me for this because I'm sick and still fuzzy in the head. But you can blame Tash because she made up the cracky challenge.
My Three Uncles:
Uncle Fezzik (The Princess Bride) -
Peanuts - Tindersticks ft Mary Margaret O'Hara
Uncle James (Pirates of the Caribbean) -
Drunken Sailor - Astrograss
Uncle Shakespeare (Stardust) -
I'd Rather Fight Than Swish - B. Bubba
Niece Reggie (Dead Like Me) -
My Sister - Juliana Hatfield Trio
Basically, this is a "My Two Dads" style sitcom, except there are 3, and they are uncles, not dads.
Oh, also, they are all wearing paper crowns because the challenge was called "Cracker Jack". Like, Christmas crackers, not hard tack crackers.