HATE (i really love you) // a Legolas/Gimli crack mix
(Art utilizes a manip originally made by Greenleaf Greenleaf.)
Tracklist:
01 EARTHQUAKE - Lil Wayne
The initial personality clash between the two.
Cut your telephone we riding where phones don't roam
They don't even come on
You're far from home so leave it alone
You creeping with the king of the throne
02 SHORT PEOPLE - Randy Newman
Legolas hates dwarves.
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
03 BEAUTIFUL - Joydrop
Gimli hates elves.
If I was beautiful like you
I’d be quick to assume
They’d do anything to please me
I know I see the reaction when you walk into a room
But that will never be
‘Cause I’m not beautiful like you
I’m beautiful like me
04 IF I CAN'T - 50 Cent ft. Dre
Talkin' smack on each other.
I'm down for the action,
He smart with his mouth so smack ‘em
You holdin’ a strap,
He might come back so clap ‘em
05 WE WILL ROCK YOU - Snoop Dogg
Realizing they kinda kick ass together.
Buddy, you an old man, a poor man, pleading with your eyes
Gonna make ya see someday, you got mud on ya face
You big disgrace, somebody better put you back into ya place
06 COME CLOSER - Beatles vs. NIN
This song is a mash-up of "Come Together" by The Beatles & "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
Post-battle pr0n.
Here come old flattop
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
07 1 2 3 4 - Feist
Each counting the orcs he slays for his boyfriend.
Oh, you're changing your heart
Oh, You know who you are
Sweetheart bitterheart
Now I can't tell you apart
Cosy and cold, put the horse before the cart
08 ULTIMATE - Lindsay Lohan
N'awwwwww!
You're the kind of guy that blows my mind
But now it's my turn
You've been right in front of me
Everything I need
Why didn't I see?
09 LET'S STAY TOGETHER - Al Green
They sail off into the sunset.
I'm so in love with you
Whatever you want to do
Is alright with me
'Cause you make me feel, so brand new
And I want to spend my life with you
Bonus Track:
I ALWAYS THOUGHT - Lisa Fredrickson & Edie Patterson
A Legolas & Gimli song from Fellowship! The Musical.
So your men look like women!
So your women look like men! (It’s true.)
But now your race
Has got a face
And the healing can begin!
Looking in your eyes, I can’t remember why we fought
I guess we’re not as different as I thought.
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Made for the fanmix challenge at themiddleearth!
Team Shire!