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I got this from Nydia’s LJ:
Seven Deadly Sins
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? My friggin’ brother
2. What is your weapon of choice? Words, and those failing, my good ol’ brass knuckles (not actual brass, some sort of alloy)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Its situation dependent, and never for recreation
4. How about of the same sex? Yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Hey! My brother
6. What is your pet peeve? None that I’m aware of.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? F#ck grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? exercise
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I didn’t. I went from 11PM on a Tuesday to 2PM on a Thursday.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Everybody back in California.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Um… I’ll do it in… Whats that! *points off into space, then runs*
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yes. They’re FUN!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? three nights ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I’m in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, I don’t even have an alarm clock
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? AMP
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark, but I prefer red meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Heh heh… enough to make me forget how much
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Oh ya
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweeeeeets!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? You know that girl in the beginning of that Oscar Meyer commercial? Nuff’ said
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 3
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Not as much as someone else I know. You know who you are!
4. Have you "done it"? Much to current regrets, yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes. Though soft skin and a nice set of collarbones don’t hurt.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? … I’ll say no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None as of now ( thanx a crapload Mom)
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? … Spencer’s or DAPY most likely, but I always enjoy a good romp around Bed, Bath, and Beyond ( I swear I’m not gay)
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Invest most, blow the rest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich, so I could act poor.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Oh ya
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 2-3 Gigabytes
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Ran a half mile to get a guy his inhaler when he was having an asthma attack. I was eleven.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Almost saved that man from dying… almost…
3. What's thing would you like to accomplish in your life? To get some goals ( Wow, that’s pathetic.)
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Naw, its better than last… unless only two people participated.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Soccer with 4th graders, when I was sixteen.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? YES!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Kicked my brother’s @ss in some odd crappy ass game. But still, I won.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? This friggin’ laptop (How am I gonna get my daily radiation when my brother leaves?)
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Tyler
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? …Dunno
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Minorly, but other than that, none that I’m aware of
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Cha! Of course! Have you seen me?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? So many, I wouldn’t know where to start.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? WRATH
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? As of now, AGNOSTIC Baby
2. What religion were you raised as? Protestant
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human
4. Do you believe in magic? Ya
5. What was the last promise you broke? … memory fails
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? So many times
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Its like the hipster theory of relativity, the perfect person cannot exist
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No ( Is superpowers really to much to ask for from a man with flying reindeer?)
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Happiness, for her.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Not anymore
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? if so, how close did you come to winning? Ya, but I wasn’t even close.
6. Do you gamble? I bet you Fifty bucks that I do
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Ya, but the lightning probably should have made me stop.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? ARC (Adult Retarded Community), Battered Women, Rescue Mission, Cancer Federation, Food drives, thirty-hour famine, Salvation Army, Recycling. And yet I still know at heart that my sin is to much to be forgiven.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Mission work
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? PADS (feeding the homeless), and that Soup Kitchen in downtown L.A.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Yes, I would consider it.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Two words, Cheap Crack
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? No
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Not enough
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Weakness during crisis. Or werewolves.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Spawn. The only difference between a Sinner and a Saint is a matter of motivation
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?If you have nothing to die for, you have nothing to live for. So ya.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Cha! Anytime I’m on stage, Woop there it is!
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Follower, unless all present company lacks in conviction, strength, compassion, or intelligence.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? Nah, I’m still a minor
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? If I agreed with the views on the war, I would fight until every last drop of blood, every last breath is torn from me. If I disagree, CANADA!
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? No
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: I don’t understand the question
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? No, and if I was a woman, I would shave my crotch, and run around flashing people yelling “READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!!!” So… no.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Not my style, sorry
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Everything.
2. Do you collect anything? No.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Air. Yep, I’d have some crazy withdrawals from that sh!t. Tried to quit once, turned blue, passed out.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash, paper trails are the work of the devil.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: The sex thing. Ya.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Usually, but I try to act impartial.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I dunno
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? For the most part… usually.
4. What area are you wisest in? aw hell I dunno.
5. Do you drive defensively? No. offensively (die squirrel-rodent scum!)
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever?
No and uh no.
7. What did you learn today? Robots hate me
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Probably Fortitude
Wow, there goes every last speck of self-esteem I had.
Seven Deadly Sins
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? My friggin’ brother
2. What is your weapon of choice? Words, and those failing, my good ol’ brass knuckles (not actual brass, some sort of alloy)
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Its situation dependent, and never for recreation
4. How about of the same sex? Yes.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Hey! My brother
6. What is your pet peeve? None that I’m aware of.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? F#ck grudges.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? exercise
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I didn’t. I went from 11PM on a Tuesday to 2PM on a Thursday.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Everybody back in California.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Um… I’ll do it in… Whats that! *points off into space, then runs*
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yes. They’re FUN!
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? three nights ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I’m in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, I don’t even have an alarm clock
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? AMP
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Dark, but I prefer red meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Heh heh… enough to make me forget how much
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Oh ya
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweeeeeets!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? You know that girl in the beginning of that Oscar Meyer commercial? Nuff’ said
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 3
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Not as much as someone else I know. You know who you are!
4. Have you "done it"? Much to current regrets, yes.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes. Though soft skin and a nice set of collarbones don’t hurt.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? … I’ll say no.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? None as of now ( thanx a crapload Mom)
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? … Spencer’s or DAPY most likely, but I always enjoy a good romp around Bed, Bath, and Beyond ( I swear I’m not gay)
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Invest most, blow the rest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich, so I could act poor.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Oh ya
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 2-3 Gigabytes
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Ran a half mile to get a guy his inhaler when he was having an asthma attack. I was eleven.
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Almost saved that man from dying… almost…
3. What's thing would you like to accomplish in your life? To get some goals ( Wow, that’s pathetic.)
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Naw, its better than last… unless only two people participated.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Soccer with 4th graders, when I was sixteen.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? YES!
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Kicked my brother’s @ss in some odd crappy ass game. But still, I won.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? This friggin’ laptop (How am I gonna get my daily radiation when my brother leaves?)
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Tyler
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? …Dunno
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Minorly, but other than that, none that I’m aware of
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Cha! Of course! Have you seen me?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? So many, I wouldn’t know where to start.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? WRATH
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? As of now, AGNOSTIC Baby
2. What religion were you raised as? Protestant
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Human
4. Do you believe in magic? Ya
5. What was the last promise you broke? … memory fails
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? So many times
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? Its like the hipster theory of relativity, the perfect person cannot exist
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? No ( Is superpowers really to much to ask for from a man with flying reindeer?)
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Happiness, for her.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Not anymore
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? if so, how close did you come to winning? Ya, but I wasn’t even close.
6. Do you gamble? I bet you Fifty bucks that I do
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? Ya, but the lightning probably should have made me stop.
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? ARC (Adult Retarded Community), Battered Women, Rescue Mission, Cancer Federation, Food drives, thirty-hour famine, Salvation Army, Recycling. And yet I still know at heart that my sin is to much to be forgiven.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Mission work
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? PADS (feeding the homeless), and that Soup Kitchen in downtown L.A.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Yes, I would consider it.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Two words, Cheap Crack
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? No
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Not enough
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Weakness during crisis. Or werewolves.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? nothing
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Spawn. The only difference between a Sinner and a Saint is a matter of motivation
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?If you have nothing to die for, you have nothing to live for. So ya.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Courage
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Cha! Anytime I’m on stage, Woop there it is!
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Follower, unless all present company lacks in conviction, strength, compassion, or intelligence.
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Were you chosen? Nah, I’m still a minor
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? If I agreed with the views on the war, I would fight until every last drop of blood, every last breath is torn from me. If I disagree, CANADA!
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? No
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: I don’t understand the question
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? No, and if I was a woman, I would shave my crotch, and run around flashing people yelling “READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!!!” So… no.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Not my style, sorry
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Everything.
2. Do you collect anything? No.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Air. Yep, I’d have some crazy withdrawals from that sh!t. Tried to quit once, turned blue, passed out.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash, paper trails are the work of the devil.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: The sex thing. Ya.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Usually, but I try to act impartial.
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I dunno
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? For the most part… usually.
4. What area are you wisest in? aw hell I dunno.
5. Do you drive defensively? No. offensively (die squirrel-rodent scum!)
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Would you ever?
No and uh no.
7. What did you learn today? Robots hate me
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Probably Fortitude
Wow, there goes every last speck of self-esteem I had.