Observations: On being in a relationship
So. Life is different when you are dating. Not like, Bizzaro world different, and almost entirely better, just... different.
For one, nothing makes you more confident than getting your cock sucked on a regular basis. It's true. At least, it is for me. I guess I should really back my words up with an empirical study.
Anyway, this confidence leads to more chicks wanting to play whack-a-hole with my mallet. Of course, I am not down for this, as I am clearly happy with my current horizontal sparring partner.
About 10 minutes ago, some blond chick I have had like 5 classes with here and never spoken too just smiled at me across the computer lab. Wtf is up with that, huh? It's a fucked up world we live in.
Other changes: I now have someone else I worry about and am deeply concerned over. This is actually good, it makes me feel like an actual caring, compassionate human being. I do have to cut out on my internet sexings and flirtings, which takes some adjustment, but again, is worth it. I am a flirt, what can I say.
Last, I never have any fuckin money. I mean, I never do, but now I have even less. I spend all my cash keeping my celly running so I can call her, putting gas in the car to see her (and paying that damned toll) and going out. Though she spends more than I do. I just pay her back in rape dollars.
For one, nothing makes you more confident than getting your cock sucked on a regular basis. It's true. At least, it is for me. I guess I should really back my words up with an empirical study.
Anyway, this confidence leads to more chicks wanting to play whack-a-hole with my mallet. Of course, I am not down for this, as I am clearly happy with my current horizontal sparring partner.
About 10 minutes ago, some blond chick I have had like 5 classes with here and never spoken too just smiled at me across the computer lab. Wtf is up with that, huh? It's a fucked up world we live in.
Other changes: I now have someone else I worry about and am deeply concerned over. This is actually good, it makes me feel like an actual caring, compassionate human being. I do have to cut out on my internet sexings and flirtings, which takes some adjustment, but again, is worth it. I am a flirt, what can I say.
Last, I never have any fuckin money. I mean, I never do, but now I have even less. I spend all my cash keeping my celly running so I can call her, putting gas in the car to see her (and paying that damned toll) and going out. Though she spends more than I do. I just pay her back in rape dollars.