I believe the Internet axiom "WTF?!" applies to this situation.
Dear Brain,
Er, any particular reason for the dreams last night where Rainbow Francks was on Whose Line?
No? You just felt like being random?
Well then, I hope you won't mind when I repeatedly introduce my forehead to my desk in response to the WTF?!ness of it all. I mean, seriously... what the fuck? Have you been indulging in crack when I haven't been paying attention or what? I'm so confuuuuuuuuuuuuused...
*shambles off to find Diet Coke, 'cause this so calls for caffeine*
Er, any particular reason for the dreams last night where Rainbow Francks was on Whose Line?
No? You just felt like being random?
Well then, I hope you won't mind when I repeatedly introduce my forehead to my desk in response to the WTF?!ness of it all. I mean, seriously... what the fuck? Have you been indulging in crack when I haven't been paying attention or what? I'm so confuuuuuuuuuuuuused...
*shambles off to find Diet Coke, 'cause this so calls for caffeine*