Won't you be my neighbor? [Typed]

[entro_pist]

Thank you, Warden, for the lovely eviction notice.
People love being thrown out of their living arrangements. 
So Econtra City Asylum, who wants a new neighbor?
Or how about a new roommate?
I'm quiet as a mouse; you won't even know I'm there.
Come on, give a clown a home.

xoxoxox
 

Comments

[gm_kragok]

You know, I just happen to have an empty room or two available.

[entro_pist]

Do you? There was another offer I was considering but it turns out her roommate and I aren't all that compatible. A real bore, he is.

Anyway. Aren't you the guy who annihilated that Finitevus fellow? Which would make you the only one here who has successfully killed another inmate. Now, I'm not saying I'm the type to be choosy at a time like this, but that's the sort of thing a guy like me takes into account.

[gm_kragok]

If it makes you feel any better, Joker...

I did it with a smile on my face and laughter in my heart.

[entro_pist]

But I want to know more, Grandmaster.
How exactly did you do it?

[gm_kragok]

My mechanical fist met his organic chest. My fist had the right of way, and his spine and ribs made a poor barricade.