+ A very merry unbirthday for me, for you! +

[vitaelamorte]

Who: EVERYONE EVER
Where: The Ballroom!
When: At various points from April 8th-10th
Rating: PG-13 maybe?
Summary: Welcome to entranceway's fourth wall event! TIME TO PARTY! ♥
The Story:

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[kch_kch]

[Miguel's SO EXCITED. He's crashed a few weddings and balls in his time, and well, nothing's going to beat the feast thrown in his honor, but lolol this is amazing.

The music is so fast!

There's so much food!

So many people omg.

Yeah he's basically mingling and dancing and drinking like a champ. He'd come off as a frat boy if he weren't so British Spanish.]

[the_batarang]

WHACKACHA!!!!!!!!!

*A shiny Batarang flies right by Miguel's head and embeds itself in the wall. Uh-oh. Looks like it's stuck.*

You! Yes you! Fair citizen. Can you direct me towards the nearest crime in progress?

*Lensflare, trandemark shine.*

[kch_kch]

[MADRE DE DIOS WHAT WAS THAT.

And why can it talk?!]

U-- um. I don't...I don't know?!

[the_batarang]

You would do well to keep your wits about you! It may look like a normal party, but underneath there's a seedy underbelly of crime and corruption! Just waiting to bubble to the surface like the pulp in orange juice.

*It manages to wiggle out of the wall and clatter to the ground.*

Uhm.... A little help here?

[kch_kch]

I-- disagree. It's probably just a party, amigo.

[...] Uh, sure. [He picks up the weird knife thing, blinking down at it.] Can I ask...what are you?

[the_batarang]

That's what they want you to think! Just wait, soon they'll all turn into gorillas and then you'll be counting time with Clock King!

I'm the Batarang and I'm the RIGHT HAND OF JUSTICE™

[kch_kch]

Gorillas? [What is going oooon?!]

So-- so what do you need me to do, here? I mean, you're not-- you can't just fly away again on your own, can you?

[stilltheybleed]

[you really missed that feast, huh? well, there's someone suddenly behind you who might remind you a little bit of home.

or not. Tzekel-Kan really doesn't care as long as you're terrified.] My Lord Miguel. What a surprise to see you here.

[kch_kch]

[OH GOD FLASHBACKS AND TERROR WHY IS THIS PARTY SUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN.

Miguel jumps away, turning and gaping a little at the weirdo who nearly killed him. Oh God.]

...TULIO?!

[neverhadenough]

[ They're partners, for God's sake, of course he's close by. Let him whip around to see- ]

WHOA. Whoa, uh...hey there...Tzekky. How are...

[ Tulio inches closer to Miguel. ]

...how are things?

[stilltheybleed]

[yeeeeeeeah he's still got it. that unsettling grin gets infinitesimally wider]

Oh, absolutely marvelous now. I'd thought I'd lost track of you both, my lords, but it seems I was pleasantly mistaken. How convenient for me.

sorry for taking so long ;_;

[kch_kch]

Yes. Yes, that is very convenient. However, uh, this is a terribly bad time for us. You see, we've been invited to this party and it'd just ruin our reputations if we were rude guests a...and...

[...Gulp.]

[neverhadenough]

Yeah, y'see, we're on...important...business. Right now.

[ Hands on Miguel's shoulders, he starts slowly moving them away... ]

...maybe another time? The, uh- [ SNORT. ] ...the stars just aren't in position today, Tzekky.

[sister_polska]

[Poland isn't in the mood to go to a party tonight...]

[BUT FEMME!POLAND IS TOTALLY UP FOR THIS, OH MY GOD =D Have a dance partner, Miguel?]

[kch_kch]

[YES PLEASE.

Prepare to be twirled, tangoed, and taken away, baby.]

[sister_polska]

[FemmePol is all over that :D She laughs happily.]

You're like, really good at this! What style is it?