[INCOMPLETE] Linda got runover by Binky and four distracted elves
Who: Linda and the elves (guest appearance by Death!)
Where: Somwhere. Outside. In the snow.
When: The night of December 19
Rating: PG for "ohshi-- *THUD*"
Summary: Binky is a good horse. He listens to the driver. He can go through solid objects. Without instruction, though, the sleigh can't. RUN LINDA RUN.
the Story:
The grim reaper patted Binky's muzzle as he stood in the snow. Tonight was going to be the elves' easiest task. After the ordeals with Alice and Vexen, they deserved an easy task.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. HERE IS THE ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH. KITE HAS THE BELLS. THEY JINGLE. MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS TASK IS VERY IMPORTANT. DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME JAY--- WELL YOU WERE THINKING OF ROLLING YOUR EYES, WEREN'T YOU? AS I WAS SAYING, THIS JOB IS A SMALL ONE, BUT CHRISTMAS REQUIRES IT.
I SHALL BE BACK IN TWO HOURS. I MUST DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY. I SAID DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES, JAY, OR YOU WILL GET NO CHESTNUTS ROASTED ON AN OPEN FIRE.
GOOD. HO. HO. HO.
Death didn't so much disappear as he did exist someone else. It looks quite odd, especially if you squint, but the four assistants should be used to it by now.
Where: Somwhere. Outside. In the snow.
When: The night of December 19
Rating: PG for "ohshi-- *THUD*"
Summary: Binky is a good horse. He listens to the driver. He can go through solid objects. Without instruction, though, the sleigh can't. RUN LINDA RUN.
the Story:
The grim reaper patted Binky's muzzle as he stood in the snow. Tonight was going to be the elves' easiest task. After the ordeals with Alice and Vexen, they deserved an easy task.
IT'S QUITE SIMPLE REALLY. HERE IS THE ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH. KITE HAS THE BELLS. THEY JINGLE. MAKE NO MISTAKE, THIS TASK IS VERY IMPORTANT. DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME JAY--- WELL YOU WERE THINKING OF ROLLING YOUR EYES, WEREN'T YOU? AS I WAS SAYING, THIS JOB IS A SMALL ONE, BUT CHRISTMAS REQUIRES IT.
I SHALL BE BACK IN TWO HOURS. I MUST DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY. I SAID DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES, JAY, OR YOU WILL GET NO CHESTNUTS ROASTED ON AN OPEN FIRE.
GOOD. HO. HO. HO.
Death didn't so much disappear as he did exist someone else. It looks quite odd, especially if you squint, but the four assistants should be used to it by now.