This is a football post.....a HOT football post

Jul 01, 2010 23:14

 I'm currently going out of my mind and I'm not entirely certain I'll survive the next few days so I'll leave u with a nice post that combines my love for the game of football(yes,football not soccer,u americans should have named that mock rugby thing soccer instead of stealing the word football ).
 At first I thought "hey,I'll just make a football/World Cup post and talk about the games and the drama - France I'm looking your way - and bore the maximum 2-3 readers I have left out of their fucking minds" but having realized it would just bore u all to tears if u don't enjoy this fabulous sport , I decided to make a hot footballers post instead.
 Usually I don't give a damn about football players, they're all the same to me, they also tend to be arrogant chaps,greasy sometimes - Cristiano Ronaldo I'm looking at you you crispy greasy portuguese - and not the best of partners (u know,keeping their dicks in their pants is even harder for them than for the average full of himself bastard) but there are exceptions from that rule(and judging by the nr of professional football players I guess there's quite a large nr). As I said, I usually don't care but I wracked my brains out for this post and did some extensive google-ing to find some of the hot football players out there(that I find hot).
  OK, I went a little overboard with the prettiest of them all, he really is incredibly pretty, more so than what I had previously noticed on the pitch so this post will have probably about 80% Gourcuff - 20% a couple of other players because I lost a lot of time with Gourcuff so I got tired to search for more but I might add more if I remember to search for more.

Let's begin.

1. Prince(ss) Charming and possibly the only pretty person to have ever been bullied and ostracized (for being shy,reading books and having grown in a more distinguished background) : YOANN GOURCUFF of France(he plays at Bordeaux btw). Personally I am not a big fan of french  men but I make exceptions when necessary. Oh and we share the zodiacal sign, I believe that's the closest I'll get to being pretty,that and having my bday in the same month with Hugh.

Clicky for the full effect




he has pretty eyes and a sign on his lip just like Henry Cavill (OMG CHECK THAT  DUDE OUT CAUSE HE"S SO PRETTY)




LOL he matured so much in just a few years




was this supposed to be artistic?
















u didn't honestly think there would be no skin ,right?







2 . A Spaniard called Xabi Alonso who plays for Barcelona









two hot bodies at the price of one










3. Steven Gerrard ,English player from Liverpool




nakedness







4. Fabio Cannavaro , Italy ,who is sadly of short stature otherwise a really hot guy




dat ASS is all u need to know about Canna (oh and his hairdo is now nonexistent cause he has really short/shaved hair now)







bonus naked italian football players (this is an ad from 2006) . If u must know the silly looking dude from the left is Pirlo, the center dude(also hot) is Gattuso, the one next to him is Zambrotta and the other guy I forgot .



5. I think football fangirls around the world would burn me on a stake if I didn't include San Iker , Iker Casillas - Goalkeeper of Spain and Real Madrid so here u go

LOL he looks so young here,this must be an older pic










6. Kaka - Brazil/Real Madrid . The only thing u really need to know about Kaka is that he belongs to Jesus Christ. Yeah, I said Jesus, he belongs to Jesus, says so on his shirt . He's a really devout christian guy, a family man and an outstanding player. The religion thing makes me LOL but it's cute I guess










Honorable mentions for lack of space go to, in order of the photos : Carlos Bocanegra and Oneyewu cause I loved the pictures , Gerard Pique of Spain only cause he has more hair than I do, Rafa Marquez of Mexico cause he looks mighty fine with the short hair, Julio Cesar of Brazil, Lukas Podolski of Germany



dat ASS














I have no idea who this guy is but he's hot




AND ..... WHAT REALLY MATTERS


football, hot, picspam, random

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