Blood & Fire 016 [Voice/Written]
[There's a soft humming, the sound suspiciously sounding like a classical piece of Beethoven, but with some minor changes]
Hmmm...I certainly miss the clubs back home. This lack of music and night life is awfully boring. Maybe we should have some kind of party and no not those kids ones. I sometimes feel like I'm surrounded by only children, which in a way is true. So are there any musicians? If not does anyone know where I can get some kind of instrument? It's been ages since I've last played a violin.
For those who haven't noticed yet, yes I'm once again bored.
Anyone care to humour me? A good conversation, a visit, a game, a fight, anything would do right now. Hmmm...or better yet if anyone is curious just ask me a question and I'll answer it honestly...for once~
And the following is what happens, when you have too much time on your hand.
Reasons why monogamy often doesn't work from a liberal bisexual male point of view:
Hmmm...I certainly miss the clubs back home. This lack of music and night life is awfully boring. Maybe we should have some kind of party and no not those kids ones. I sometimes feel like I'm surrounded by only children, which in a way is true. So are there any musicians? If not does anyone know where I can get some kind of instrument? It's been ages since I've last played a violin.
For those who haven't noticed yet, yes I'm once again bored.
Anyone care to humour me? A good conversation, a visit, a game, a fight, anything would do right now. Hmmm...or better yet if anyone is curious just ask me a question and I'll answer it honestly...for once~
- Ah, Misa, I'm still alive. So there's no need to hate me, canary.
- Little blond one-eyed wonder, how are you feeling. You must enjoy looking in a mirror now, right? Your fight was certainly something worth watching. At least you fed the dog, before you left~ Marvelous display.
- Red, you were as vocal as ever. I bet you can be louder~
- Rozaline, still a virgin I presume?
- X have you asked Zero to help you yet?
- Grumpy Teddy Bear, how are you doing? Feeling better?
And the following is what happens, when you have too much time on your hand.
Reasons why monogamy often doesn't work from a liberal bisexual male point of view:
- It's not everyday that a man wants to eat sausage. There are times you crave a hot meat-pie and there are times you want to sink your teeth into a fresh ripe banana or suck on a small delicious and juicy strawberry. There's no need to limit himself. He should make sure to please all these different cravings. Meat is delicious, but sometimes chicken hits a certain tastebud just right~
- Sharing is caring. Why would a man limit himself to only one partner, when he could make someone else just as equally happy>? If everyone cared than everyone would share. It is said that you should help your fellow man when they're in need and any good virile men strongly believes in that rule~
- Toys grow old. Gravity isn't your friend, ladies and gents. Sagging is oh so no sexy~ Smooth, baby skin a plus in the vampire's book. And everything should be where there supposed to be, not somewhere below, maybe touching the ground. No way, he's not even going there.
- Knowledge is power. Each and every lover bestows some kind of knowledge on the man. It can be a certain sensitive spot that the lucky guy or gal likes or maybe it's something that he should watch out for next time. Yeah, ladies please shave now~ Actually gentlemen you too. I believe everyone flosses enough already. Don't need the extra help. Besides every man enjoys exploring new territories. Like Columbus, he's ready to discover your AMERICA~ His flag needs some soil to be planted in.
- And last but not least, everyone looks better the night before. In the morning they usually resemble the rabid dog that bit your dick when you were about six.