Dear World; Love, Jenny
Okay, seriously, apparently World, you need to know this. Incoming angry, bitter rant.
1) I do in fact understand what lawyers do. As I was forced to reiterate earlier today, I would not have made such a huge financial commitment, nor given myself over to the soul-sucking amount of fucking work that school is, without a lot of research. Kiss my ass.
2) I am not an idiot for not speaking your job's jargon. Guess what, fuckers? I bet you don't know what a BBA is, or know the intricacies of CPT codes, or what is required for AAAASF credentialing. And you wouldn't, unless you worked in my industry. I don't speak code to you in our casual social encounters. Please offer me the same courtesy. Oh, and kiss my ass.
3) There is nothing wrong with studying hard, even if I overall understand the material presented. Yes, I know you haven't cracked the textbook yet, nor have you done any of the practice problems. I have and there is a reason I have an A and you have a B. The difference between an A and a B? $5000 in scholarship money for tuition I now will not have to pay and you will. Kiss my ass.
4) I am too busy for you. I'm sorry, or at least, as sorry as I can reasonably be. You have your hobbies, your families, your lovers, your jobs... whatever it is. There is nothing wrong with me for once focusing on myself and not being there for distant acquaintances. Hey, I'm sorry to you random family members whom I scarcely even know that I don't go to birthday parties that are 6 hours (by car, nevermind the train) away, but I don't have time right now. And frankly, I never fucking liked your stupid fucking kids that much, anyway. Where were you when it wasn't present-giving-time? Thought so. Kiss my ass.
5) I'm not going on a date with you. I did the whole "sure, give anyone a shot at one dinner" thing. You are all fucking idiots, you single men of the world. I'm too tired to bother with your misogynistic bullshit. I'm old and angry. I don't give a shit anymore if I ever get married again. I just can't pretend to care anymore. My law textbook and I will be over here discussing tort reform and ignoring your put-downs. You can try putting your grubby-ass hands on some other stupid woman. Kiss my ass.
6) I'm not sorry I missed that stupid fucking roleplay in EverQuest. I had shit to do. It's a game. I don't give a shit, and if you want to get your pansy-ass panties in a bunch of me not logging in because my exams ran long, go ahead. Scream all you want. The /ignore command is super-awesome.
I could go on, World, but you get it. I don't give a shit about strangers anymore, seriously. So kiss my ass.
1) I do in fact understand what lawyers do. As I was forced to reiterate earlier today, I would not have made such a huge financial commitment, nor given myself over to the soul-sucking amount of fucking work that school is, without a lot of research. Kiss my ass.
2) I am not an idiot for not speaking your job's jargon. Guess what, fuckers? I bet you don't know what a BBA is, or know the intricacies of CPT codes, or what is required for AAAASF credentialing. And you wouldn't, unless you worked in my industry. I don't speak code to you in our casual social encounters. Please offer me the same courtesy. Oh, and kiss my ass.
3) There is nothing wrong with studying hard, even if I overall understand the material presented. Yes, I know you haven't cracked the textbook yet, nor have you done any of the practice problems. I have and there is a reason I have an A and you have a B. The difference between an A and a B? $5000 in scholarship money for tuition I now will not have to pay and you will. Kiss my ass.
4) I am too busy for you. I'm sorry, or at least, as sorry as I can reasonably be. You have your hobbies, your families, your lovers, your jobs... whatever it is. There is nothing wrong with me for once focusing on myself and not being there for distant acquaintances. Hey, I'm sorry to you random family members whom I scarcely even know that I don't go to birthday parties that are 6 hours (by car, nevermind the train) away, but I don't have time right now. And frankly, I never fucking liked your stupid fucking kids that much, anyway. Where were you when it wasn't present-giving-time? Thought so. Kiss my ass.
5) I'm not going on a date with you. I did the whole "sure, give anyone a shot at one dinner" thing. You are all fucking idiots, you single men of the world. I'm too tired to bother with your misogynistic bullshit. I'm old and angry. I don't give a shit anymore if I ever get married again. I just can't pretend to care anymore. My law textbook and I will be over here discussing tort reform and ignoring your put-downs. You can try putting your grubby-ass hands on some other stupid woman. Kiss my ass.
6) I'm not sorry I missed that stupid fucking roleplay in EverQuest. I had shit to do. It's a game. I don't give a shit, and if you want to get your pansy-ass panties in a bunch of me not logging in because my exams ran long, go ahead. Scream all you want. The /ignore command is super-awesome.
I could go on, World, but you get it. I don't give a shit about strangers anymore, seriously. So kiss my ass.