items i just set on fire include:
* Millions of unopened bank statements and card offers
* Lease agreements
* Parking ticket payment reminders
* Performance reviews
* W-2 forms
* Real estate market summaries
* DOE orientation guidance
* Social security statements
* Infinite health insurance minutiae
* Outdated resumes on fancy stock
Goddamn but fire is excellent. The smell of burning ink not so much, but hey; the past decade's worth of random bullshit paperwork ain't gonna disappear by itself, and my coworkers would raise an eyebrow if I stood there and fed the shredder for five hours ...
* Lease agreements
* Parking ticket payment reminders
* Performance reviews
* W-2 forms
* Real estate market summaries
* DOE orientation guidance
* Social security statements
* Infinite health insurance minutiae
* Outdated resumes on fancy stock
Goddamn but fire is excellent. The smell of burning ink not so much, but hey; the past decade's worth of random bullshit paperwork ain't gonna disappear by itself, and my coworkers would raise an eyebrow if I stood there and fed the shredder for five hours ...