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[Here is Jamie in a sea of aprons-- no, that is not an exaggeration. Jamie doesn't exactly know how to not be an annoying shopper, which is proven by the fact that the shop assistant is glaring at him in the background of the feed. Jamie doesn't seem to notice.]
You know, I never thought funny aprons were so popular... well, they are a lot more interesting than regular aprons. But look, a whole section of them! [He gestures around at all the aprons.] All right, City citizens, I need your professional opinion. What has a better ring to it, "don't mess with the chef" or "get out of my kitchen"?
... Or I could get one with a penguin on it, except I'm not exactly sure how penguins steal your sanity. The monkey one is quite charming, too.
[There's a pause as Jamie Deeply Considers this.] Actually, I found one that is quite fitting already, but it's probably best to have a back up.
You know, I never thought funny aprons were so popular... well, they are a lot more interesting than regular aprons. But look, a whole section of them! [He gestures around at all the aprons.] All right, City citizens, I need your professional opinion. What has a better ring to it, "don't mess with the chef" or "get out of my kitchen"?
... Or I could get one with a penguin on it, except I'm not exactly sure how penguins steal your sanity. The monkey one is quite charming, too.
[There's a pause as Jamie Deeply Considers this.] Actually, I found one that is quite fitting already, but it's probably best to have a back up.