My hyper-exhaustion song and a groundbreaking scientific study

Apr 21, 2009 18:26


Over-tanned girls (and a few guys, actually) are everywhere around my school. When are people going to realize it's NOT healthy to look like an elongated Oompa Loompa?

It's rainy up here. And cold. Me no likey. I don't mind the rain - I like the rain - and I don't mind the cold, but put 'em together and add a nice, strong wind, and it's cold, damp hell. Not my cup of tea. :P I spent most of the day drowning in class, humming this (extraordinarily ridiculous) song I made up in my ACT Prep class last trimester when I was goofing off with my friend J, bored and as hyper as hell:

THE FISHY SONG! *with descriptions of the accompanying doodles because my camera is stupid*:
Oh it's a lovely, lovely day here at the bottom of the sea
And I'm just a little fishy swimming away *a little fishy in the corner says "See there I am!"*
Oh it's a lovely, lovely day here at the bottom of the sea
Or at least it was until the shark decided to eat me... *the little fishy in the shark's mouth says "EEEEK!"*

Do not ask. I was bored and hyper-exhausted. Bad things happen when I get that way.

Otherwise, not much to tell. My friend P and I discovered something yesterday about those Smuckers' Uncrustables sandwiches (the ones you can buy in little plastic packages):

A) They are the epitome of laziness (at least according to his mom)
1B) They contain way too much peanut butter
2B) Which sticks to the insides of your mouth for several hours before you can get rid of it
1C) The jelly is fantastic
2C) But only the grape kind
D) They do not make Uncrustables with peach jelly (THE HORROR!)
E) The bread becomes rather mushy if you leave an unwrapped Uncrustable out in the open for too long
F) But all in all, they are rather lovely sandwiches.

Oh, yes. It is the highlight of my day when my goofy friends and I commence a scientific study of packaged PB&J sandwiches.

TEAL FIRE HYDRANT!

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