I was tagged by the marvelous
carbonic_kitten .
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% innocent.
Now you must tag 20 people, and fill this out.
Just so you can't escape it:
*RANDOM NAMES PICKED OFF FRIENDS LIST*
EDIT: This computer is being stupid and won't do the damn usernames right, so just look for your name, OK?
absinthexfaery angstyhappiness apresmoi_deluge autumnoxygen bleeding_lilies
diamondnation feathernotions handmadeone (More practice?) imagine_knowing isleptthroughit
jokerkevin (Hello, new person!) newcomplaints ohhhnoes spookyspoo sssuperkate
thebathygirlx thefrisson vendettasparrow veronica_sunday xanthangum
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol.
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk. (Oh, so very, very depressed and very, very drunk...)
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (Code Red, to be exact.)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school. (I hate that.)
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (G absolutely loves shoving me off the bed when I crash there. He does it in his sleep. It is annoying. Bad G.)
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger. (FREE HUGS!)
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray. (And an MRI, and a CAT scan.)
28. Hit by a car. (I was in another car at the time, so I'm going to assume that counts.)
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home. (Several times.)
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi. (Mildly tasty.)
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself. (Gah. I am so accident prone.)
46. Shot a gun. (Kinda comes with living out here.)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (Oh, the IM conversations...)
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked. (That dude freaked me out. Badly.)
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. (Three!)
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped. (I want to.)
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a girl/guy.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire. (Does your garage count?)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. (Yep. Two feet.)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore .
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (Uh, never been actually "mistaken," but apparently my friends think I look like the love child of Gerard Way, Ville Valo, and the girl from Spiderman. If that's even possible.)
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (The first time was in Spanish. At a theme park. When my hair was sopping wet and curly. And it was by the twelve year old I was babysitting. A few more natural times have occured since then.)
95. Raped somebody. (?)
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
I am 45% innocent. Apparently I'm a bad little child.
Oh well. It's not my fault. It's the fault of those who corrupted me. XD