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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Fire Hydrants and . . .
Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder - Thought of Roasting on a Open Fire
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .
Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells On Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My
House
Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock . . .
Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
So I Burned Down the House
Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I sit Here and Hyperventilate