Some baseball wisdom with your Vicodin?
"Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in." - Casey Stengel
"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass.' 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'" - Harmon Killibrew
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." - Tug McGraw, when asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
"A rumor without a leg to stand on will find some other way to get around." - John Tudor
"By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it". - Ted Williams
"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass.' 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'" - Harmon Killibrew
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." - Tug McGraw, when asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
"A rumor without a leg to stand on will find some other way to get around." - John Tudor
"By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it". - Ted Williams