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YOU KNOW YOU GO TO SSAS WHEN...
1. u can smell ur principal a mile away
2.you have at least one class with a monotone teacher
3. when u wear uniforms.....they sux!
4. when the field is called "the field of dreams" and it looks like a prison court
5. when sometimes u have to say the pledge in Spanish
6. When you want drama. You dont have to be in the drama club.
7. You go to school for 7 hours a day and get no extra days off.
8. You get a detention if you are at your locker at the wrong time.
9. You get "spirit days" not dress-down days.
10. When you can't hug your friend for fear you might get a detention for the "no-pda" rule.
11. When you do retarded days like "walk like an egyptian day"
12. You hear your principle talk for like 10 minutes about a simple thing and wonder " why can't he just tell us not to do it"
13. You say "your mom" in spanish class and you get a referal.
14. You fail a test even if you read the book. Just cuz you didn't remember small details.
15. The walls of the school are so thin that you can hear the class next door and everything they are doing.
16. Gossip spreads faster than a whore's legs.
17. If you wear 3 bracelets on one arm you can get in trouble.
18. A weirdo assistant principle is always watching you outside. ANY/EVERY WHERE YOU ARE.
19. You freeze to death in a class because you dont have a school jacket.
20. You've done about 50 firedrills and have yet to find out it's a true fire.
21. When in spanish class u have to read about Anna and all her problems over, and over, and over again.
22. The person in the locker below u goes in ur locker(because our lockers are cheap) and steals ur $100 caluclator that u don't really need anyway for a class u don't want to be taking...cough algebra, cough
23. When we planed to have sex rotations if we all die in the cafe. in 10 min.
LOL
1. u can smell ur principal a mile away
2.you have at least one class with a monotone teacher
3. when u wear uniforms.....they sux!
4. when the field is called "the field of dreams" and it looks like a prison court
5. when sometimes u have to say the pledge in Spanish
6. When you want drama. You dont have to be in the drama club.
7. You go to school for 7 hours a day and get no extra days off.
8. You get a detention if you are at your locker at the wrong time.
9. You get "spirit days" not dress-down days.
10. When you can't hug your friend for fear you might get a detention for the "no-pda" rule.
11. When you do retarded days like "walk like an egyptian day"
12. You hear your principle talk for like 10 minutes about a simple thing and wonder " why can't he just tell us not to do it"
13. You say "your mom" in spanish class and you get a referal.
14. You fail a test even if you read the book. Just cuz you didn't remember small details.
15. The walls of the school are so thin that you can hear the class next door and everything they are doing.
16. Gossip spreads faster than a whore's legs.
17. If you wear 3 bracelets on one arm you can get in trouble.
18. A weirdo assistant principle is always watching you outside. ANY/EVERY WHERE YOU ARE.
19. You freeze to death in a class because you dont have a school jacket.
20. You've done about 50 firedrills and have yet to find out it's a true fire.
21. When in spanish class u have to read about Anna and all her problems over, and over, and over again.
22. The person in the locker below u goes in ur locker(because our lockers are cheap) and steals ur $100 caluclator that u don't really need anyway for a class u don't want to be taking...cough algebra, cough
23. When we planed to have sex rotations if we all die in the cafe. in 10 min.
LOL