& you can laugh a spineless laugh
Any minute now my mother will knock on the door for the third time in three days. We'll hug and laugh and wave bye-byes, and when I close the door I'll lock both the locks and stand there, looking at the knob, until I see my own reflection and step away.
Then I'll order some vindaloo, put on Takk... & run around like a loon.
House is clean & has been for a while again. Went into a slump for a week or so, until whatshisface felt compelled to bitch about it. Tesla says without me he'd die of starvation when the fridge crusted shut. Somehow he did survive before, but it was a near thing. Man can't live on brandy & cigarettes alone. I should know.
Steve Burns is capering around silently on the TV. He's wearing a funny pointed hat and seems to be on some kind of adventure. He's talking to a giant purple blob with teeth, on what looks like a forest path surrounded by deadly nightshade. There's a lesson in this, if you look at it right, I'm sure. Now he's inching along the ground like a worm, & has found a golden key, but a flying talking worm is trying to steal it. Well, now I think we all know what the message here is. If you wear a stupid hat, strange things will happen to you.
Maybe when she's gone spring will come back. She said it herself: "Does it always rain when I visit?" I thought to myself, Rachel's going to love that one. Do you? Isn't it great? The best part is, so far, yes, it does.
Then I'll order some vindaloo, put on Takk... & run around like a loon.
House is clean & has been for a while again. Went into a slump for a week or so, until whatshisface felt compelled to bitch about it. Tesla says without me he'd die of starvation when the fridge crusted shut. Somehow he did survive before, but it was a near thing. Man can't live on brandy & cigarettes alone. I should know.
Steve Burns is capering around silently on the TV. He's wearing a funny pointed hat and seems to be on some kind of adventure. He's talking to a giant purple blob with teeth, on what looks like a forest path surrounded by deadly nightshade. There's a lesson in this, if you look at it right, I'm sure. Now he's inching along the ground like a worm, & has found a golden key, but a flying talking worm is trying to steal it. Well, now I think we all know what the message here is. If you wear a stupid hat, strange things will happen to you.
Maybe when she's gone spring will come back. She said it herself: "Does it always rain when I visit?" I thought to myself, Rachel's going to love that one. Do you? Isn't it great? The best part is, so far, yes, it does.