modern jackasses, a play in no acts

[ensign_tom]

enaD::
hi
sorry about before
I didn't read your message and then go offline
I pulled the ethernet cord without having seen it

moT:
oh I didn't even notice dude.
people come and go, it's the net

enaD:
FUCK YOU
I'm lying!

moT:
you wish

Of course you're fucking lying. Ethernet cord my ass.
Whatever, I don't care, I'd fuck your mother for a dollar.

enaD:
it would take more than a dollar to get me on that

moT:
okay, okay. five dollars.
plus a coupon for a free mcribwich.

enaD:
hot
I would fuck a mcrib

moT:
with extra bbq?

enaD:
double extra
I likes it kinky

moT:
YOU MAKE ME SICK

enaD:
Sick in the sexiest way possible.

moT has disconnected.
moT has connected.

moT:
oh sorry, my cat was on fire and he ran across the keyboard